how pokemon killed you

[Toonlinksmaster]

okay all you do is say how the pokemon named by the above user murdered you and write a different pokemon ill start::

Electricuted by Pikachu.




you saw a Charizard! :gyroiddance:

 

[MygL]

uhmm watered by charizard

uhmm you saw a Jirachi ............................. YAY

 

[Princess]

eaten by jirachi...?
A wild jiggly puff appears!

 

[ph33rm3]

Jigglypuff made your ears bleed.

You saw a chansey!

 

[ph33rm3]

*EDIT* This was spam, an extra useless post. Forgive it go on with the topic please.

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Chansey throws an egg and it hatches into...

AND IT DEVOURS THE WORLD... and me.


A wild Scyther appears.

 

[NikoKing]

Scyther cuts my head to do Brain Surgery.

A wild charmander appears.

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Charmander does nothing, he's my friend. c=

*charmander snaps ryudo's neck*

A wild togetic appeared.

 

[NikoKing]

Togetic used some weird OU Combo with 252 Attack EVs and 51 Special Attack EVs

A Mewtwo appears.

 

[Placktor]

The Mew Two Slowly at a blanket and then puked it into my mouth and i chocked and died...

but then a Pyduck appears

 

[MygL]

psyducks throws a pie at meh

but then team rocket appears D= sending meowth

 

[SockHead]

Gets Fury Swiped by Meowth!

You just saw a Typhlosion!

 

[reedstr16]

it ran away because it totally mauled you just by looking at you







you saw a butterfree

 

[Sporge27]

burrowed into my skin and devoured me from the inside


A wild bidoof appeared!

 

[K.K.]

*realizes there are Pokemon ads at thatthebottom of the page

 

[Muse]

Bidoof gnaws my arm off and I die from too much blood loss.

A wild Jynx appears.

 

[Pokeman]

not getting this tho

 

[Pokeman]

the jynx kissed me while crushing my skull

then i wild magickarp apeard!

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Jinx freezes me into an icy tomb.

A Dragonite appeared.

EDIT

The magikarp splashed... it splashed again... *ryudo spontaneously combusts*

Then Dragonite appeared.

 

[K.K.]

the jynx kissed me while crushing my skull

then i wild magickarp apeard!

I catch Magiccarp eat him and die from food poisoning.

Mew appears