how pokemon killed you

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Mew flies around me...........
/end transmission

Then a dragonite appeared. >.>

 

[Muse]

Dragonite took me for a ride,but flew so fast I choked on air. . . ( Eh..?)


A wild Lickitung appears.


//Feels like playing his Pokemon Pearl now. ._.;

 

[Pokeman]

the lickitung licks me so hard my skin was rubbed off and it kept likin



a wild ditto appears!!!!

 

[yoshipower]

Ditto Transformed in to me and called me a fake and killed me

a wild Darkrai appears.

 

[Riri]

Darkrai came into my dreams and trned them into endless...PARTIES? oh well, I'm in an endless sleep but at leats I get to party whenerver I want XD

A wild MissingNo appears! (glitch pokemon from Pokemon Red)

 

[cube ftw]

It punched my teeth oft

a wild Infernape appered

 

[Riri]

*conversation between me and Infernape* Me: "Hey Infernape guess who's fat?"Infernape: "Your mother" Me: I got burned...

A wild bad egg appears! (another glitch pokemon, sometimes the result of hacking extremely powerful pokemon in the newer games. Never hatches, and is extremely had to get rid off)

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

i eat the bad egg, get poisoned and die.


Mewtwo appears!!

 

[Placktor]

mewtwo has already been on this topic so i falls over and dies.....Hurray i Win!

Wild Goldeen Apears

 

[Riri]

Goldeen bores me to death!

Wild Arceus appears!

 

[Sapphireflames]

i was gonna do arceus but im continuing.

Arceus used all his hands and killed me with his god attacks

Shiny Arceus appears xD

 

[Bacon Boy]

blinds me, but attracts an unwanted dumb person who likes shiny things to take the attacks for me

A Wild Giratina Appears

 

[Ray_lofstad]

giratina shows his face and your eyes falls out.

but then a lucario appeard!

 

[MygL]

lucario started talking to me as hell until i died

a pichu appeared for no reason

 

[-Aaron]

lucario started talking to me as hell until i died

a pichu appeared for no reason

Electrocuted my jewels ;D

A wild Magikarp pops out of the ground.

 

[muppetman]

The magikarp grabs a smash ball and unleashes...splash, you laugh at his pathetic attacked and walk over to him to kick him, on your way you slip on the puddle he jsut made...and die

suddenly, out from the sky, fell aipom

 

[Pokeman]

aipom kept slapping me until i died


but then a wild rapidash appeard

 

[muppetman]

rapidash neigh'd and almighty neigh, a neigh so magnificent it would put many other flaming horses to shame...needless to say non survived this almighty negih except for a small town of people in mexico

and one squirtle...

 

[Pokeman]

hehe u said flaming horse.

squirtle used water gun and pushed me off a cliff.

and landed in front of a Driftblim!

 

[muppetman]

who popped so you kept falling unti you were engulfed by

snorlax