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Part 3 of Pre-Teen blogging:
The art of Abbreviation:
Abbreviations can be used under any circumstance, at one point in time, it was considered bad to abbreviate, however now, due to the mindlessness of our youth, it is considered good natured to abbreviate anything you want, we'll start with an example:
"Want to go out to dinner?"
oh sweet mercy, thats too long, how can we ever shorten it? Well, thanks to abbreviations it is now possible to turn a six letter sentance into a much shorter and easier to read sentance:
"Wnt 2 go 2 diner???"
Notice the shortened words, Want makes the same--ish sound with or without that stupid "a" in the middle of it, so we can take that out, "to" is too hard to type, better to use a number, go is a cool word, we can leave that there, and dinner only needs one "n" to get the full effect.
Four letter word Abbreviation:
Four letter words are a nasty bunch... they're completely useless, and have no need for a vowel, here's a simple, easier way to type, all you have to remember is what letters to avoid, A, E, I, O, and U are all horrible letters in our alphabet, they're completely unnecessary, and can easily be taken out of words, like so:
have = hve
that = tht
want = wnt
just = jst
these are just a few everyday words you use that can be said much quicker without the vowels.
Grammar:
Grammar was a great invention, for the fourteen-hundreds, its useless now that we have the internet, you in no way have to use grammar when you're blogging, its just for those people who want to sound good, or have anything important to say, for everyone else, you can type alot faster by avoiding these silly markings, like so:
a sentance like this:
"I disagree, That is not a valid argument for why you should be allowed to murder people."
can easily be shortened to:
"ya rite thts isnt na vlid agreement 4 y u shood b allowd 2 murdr ppl"
Using simple changes like this doesn't really change anything, you can still read that, and including numbers is fun, its like you get to decode it and only cool people can read it, I hope you have all learned something today.
**taken from my never-to-be-published book: The art of Pissing people off.**
The art of Abbreviation:
Abbreviations can be used under any circumstance, at one point in time, it was considered bad to abbreviate, however now, due to the mindlessness of our youth, it is considered good natured to abbreviate anything you want, we'll start with an example:
"Want to go out to dinner?"
oh sweet mercy, thats too long, how can we ever shorten it? Well, thanks to abbreviations it is now possible to turn a six letter sentance into a much shorter and easier to read sentance:
"Wnt 2 go 2 diner???"
Notice the shortened words, Want makes the same--ish sound with or without that stupid "a" in the middle of it, so we can take that out, "to" is too hard to type, better to use a number, go is a cool word, we can leave that there, and dinner only needs one "n" to get the full effect.
Four letter word Abbreviation:
Four letter words are a nasty bunch... they're completely useless, and have no need for a vowel, here's a simple, easier way to type, all you have to remember is what letters to avoid, A, E, I, O, and U are all horrible letters in our alphabet, they're completely unnecessary, and can easily be taken out of words, like so:
have = hve
that = tht
want = wnt
just = jst
these are just a few everyday words you use that can be said much quicker without the vowels.
Grammar:
Grammar was a great invention, for the fourteen-hundreds, its useless now that we have the internet, you in no way have to use grammar when you're blogging, its just for those people who want to sound good, or have anything important to say, for everyone else, you can type alot faster by avoiding these silly markings, like so:
a sentance like this:
"I disagree, That is not a valid argument for why you should be allowed to murder people."
can easily be shortened to:
"ya rite thts isnt na vlid agreement 4 y u shood b allowd 2 murdr ppl"
Using simple changes like this doesn't really change anything, you can still read that, and including numbers is fun, its like you get to decode it and only cool people can read it, I hope you have all learned something today.
**taken from my never-to-be-published book: The art of Pissing people off.**
I'm gonna ignore these other few posts, after all everyone has an opinion. Yes there has been a tragic decline in the quality of communication with the internet but it still communicates.gabbylala said:
anyway for a blog, it shoudl be what you want to talk about, or make it like a journal. Write what you did in your day and as you think of it you might think of something to elaborate on.
It can be hard to think of things to say, that is why I don't keep a good journal, rather bits and pieces of it are here and there scattered over the net, some of it is here at TBT, you just need to know where to find it.
Be careful what you post though, after all it is almost becoming common practice to google an employee's name before hiring.
