If you were Redd, what would you do?

[Pichubro]

Sell automatic gold slingshots that shoot at things! :lol:
Goodbye neighbors... :r

 

[16Twinkie]

I would lower the prices!!! :yes:

 

[KatTayle]

Become the mayor somehow, and then do whatever I want >: )

 

[GuyWithThePie]

What a bump, eh fellows?

 

[Big Forum User]

I'd vandalize all the paintings that were real so they would look fake, and then the fake ones I would edit to make look real.

 

[amyvity]

I would spread rumours of Tom Nook being a robber, and then call the police so I could rule his store MWAHAHA!

 

[Luna_Solara]

I'd offer more items, that's all I would do differently lol

 

[natalie]

i totally thought this was about orange is the new black

 

[Stalfos]

I would sell my genuine art at this forum instead. That's the way to make money.

 

[Meadows]

I would sell every painting more expensive and sell them ALL fake muahahahaha

 

[Geoni]

Have a family reunion with all my cousins.

 

[Box9Missingo]

Stop selling fake junk.

 

[Fang4Ever]

(This is so effing old OMG.)
Quit my job and become a hairdresser like Harriet.

 

[ThePayne22]

Sell counterfeit Coach purses in the back alley of a shopping district.
(More money to be had there than in paintings, lol).

 

[PaperLuigi3]

Travel to Italy and attempt to bring down the local governments through any means necessary.

 

[Joe_alker]

Considering what he gets paid for furniture, I'd get a more permanent base and just run as a rip-off shop, but not illegally as such, just overcharge and have slightly shady premises.