I'm too lazy to _____. Could you do it for me?

[SecondSider]

Just as the title says, but just keep it appropriate.

P1: I'm too lazy to (insert random action here). Could you do it for me?
P2: (Insert response here.)
I'm too lazy to (insert random action here). Could you do it for me?

Let's start!

I'm too lazy to type. Could you do it for me?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Nah.

I'm too lazy to make a sandwich. Could you do it for me?

 

[Psydye]

*makes a sardine and wasabi sandwich* here ya go!

I'm too lazy to make a cup of coffee. Could you do it for me?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Sure! *makes least favorite kind* Here you go.

I'm too lazy to buy a new Windows laptop. Could you do it for me?

 

[SecondSider]

Why, yes! (keeps laptop for myself)

I'm too lazy to walk. Could you do it for me?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Sure. *throws off cliff*

I'm too lazy to stay fit. Could you do it for me?

 

[FireNinja1]

Yes (feeds a ton of McDonalds)

I'm too lazy to do homework. Can you (correctly without damaging and giving it to me) do it?

 

[Psydye]

Sure! *Draws inappropriate content all over borders of page*

I'm too lazy to mix my cocktail. Could you do it for me?

 

[FireNinja1]

Sure! *inserts poison*
I'm too lazy to eat. Can you do it for me? (Yes, you may eat the food. Just don't vomit.)

 

[SecondSider]

*vomits*

I'm too lazy to sleep. Could you do it for me?

 

[BungoTheElf]

Of course! *Kicks you out of your house and takes over your bedroom*

I'm too lazy to clean my room. Could you do it for me?

 

[FireNinja1]

*sings lullaby, then gives a ton of Chesto Berries*
I'm too lazy to play the flute. Can you do it for me?

 

[Blu Rose]

@Lynn105: Of course! *Cleans room perfectly, but throws everything out the window, into a wheelbarrow, than wheels the whellbarrow off"

@FireNinja1: Ooh! I love playing the flute (I am the only male within a ten foot radius in Band). *Puts together flute, plays the Harry Potter Theme Song off of memory, then steals and finally melts the flute for extra money*

 

[FireNinja1]

I know that feeling. Jokes on you, the flute I have has something on it (presumably mold) and I play the trumpet. Ha.

I'm to lazy to corrupt my own ACNL game. Can you do it for me? (=P)

 

[Rin]

Nah.
I'm too lazy to think. Could you do it for me?

 

[Blu Rose]

@FireNinja1: Well, technically, it is a somewhat win-win situation. I get money, you lose a moldy flute.

@Rin: How do you live without thinking? Even when you sleep you are constantly thinking.

 

[SecondSider]

@Blu Rose - You need a sentence that goes "I'm too lazy to _____, could you do ____ for me?"

I'm too lazy to put my hand down. Could you do it for me?

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

Naw sorry you'll need some tape...

I'm too lazy to get up and use the bathroom, can someone go for me?

 

[Psydye]

Sure. *leaves a mess everywhere in bathroom*

I'm too lazy to take my meds. Could you do it for me?

 

[Kenshingumi]

No

Im too lazy to walk, could you do it for me?