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Tom Nook has been tortured all the time
Used as suits to make red plumbers fly
And you say he commits crimes?
He is friendly and nice,
You expected a house to be that low of a price?
He sells doors made out of iron, wood, chocolate and candy
Even if he was evil, (which he isn't), his designs would be very dandy!
He looks adorable and cuddly and warm,
So stop throwing up a storm,
About if he was evil, because he's not, he's just the norm,
Of happy chappy, finally a non-evil buisness man!
That's like saying puppies are evil...
Don't be a judgemental... umm... weevil...?
 
Leela said:
Tom Nook has a very sad life,
He has no children and was left by his wife.

People are always mean to Tom Nook,
They call him a bully, they call him a crook.

What did he do to deserve these names?
It's fuzzybug's fault, it's because she claims

That poor Tom Nook made her life sad,
When in reality she's completely mad.

She lies about Nook to get the attention,
I think what she needs is an intervention.

So next time you see Tom Nook in pain,
Remember the girl who's completely insane.
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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Leela Leela, she thinks she is divine
She thinks no wrong can be done,
She does not see the demise
Of that horrible fiend, that horrible guy
Who may look cuddly, but still makes children cry.
So when you think of I being insane
Just remember, she is just the same
She thinks she is great, with her argumentative ways
But meanwhile she does not see
The flaws in her sayings,
That are so sugar coated with lies.
She puts me down, but I shall not lose
My fate rests in your hands, it is yours to choose.
 
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Leela said:
Tom Nook has a very sad life,
He has no children and was left by his wife.

People are always mean to Tom Nook,
They call him a bully, they call him a crook.

What did he do to deserve these names?
It's fuzzybug's fault, it's because she claims

That poor Tom Nook made her life sad,
When in reality she's completely mad.

She lies about Nook to get the attention,
I think what she needs is an intervention.

So next time you see Tom Nook in pain,
Remember the girl who's completely insane.
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Although the lies cause him such strife,
He knows they are true, hes not telling the truth
Nook may whisk you away with promises of bells
but he will soon consume you with debt
so as you can see, this man is a crook
he is a greedy and slimy, the one we call Nook
 
Beleated_Media said:
Nope, si really
I hate fish, yippie
I once searched for Sonic the hedgehog... Oh the fan art... WHY
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Ooooo rlllyyyyyy?
Oh.
S-sonic... f-fanart!? Y-you fool! What manner of h-hentai d-did you find!? D-don't even say it! W-why did you search that!?

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Also, what's your favourite breed of dog, cat and fish? (This time, alive fish.)
 
6,499,800*bells for expansion 643,800 bells for all rooms

thats about... lets say 7.1 million dollars

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RainbowCherry said:
Ooooo rlllyyyyyy?
Oh.
S-sonic... f-fanart!? Y-you fool! What manner of h-hentai d-did you find!? D-don't even say it! W-why did you search that!?

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Also, what's your favourite breed of dog, cat and fish? (This time, alive fish.)
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THE TORTURE WHY DEVIANT ART.. WHHHHYYYY
Jack Russell, I hate cats, and bettas!
 
Beleated_Media said:
6,499,800*bells for expansion 643,800 bells for all rooms

thats about... lets say 7.1 million dollars

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THE TORTURE WHY DEVIANT ART.. WHHHHYYYY
Jack Russell, I hate cats, and bettas!
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Aaaaaaaghghhh! Whyhywhywhywhyyyyy!?
My dog is a Jack Russel. :3
Favourite type of song?
Favourite song?
Best pun?
Who won the poetry war?
 
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Despite Tom Nook's bad reputation,
He's actually quite great.
Without him you'd have no place to live,
So please, put an end to your hate.

Sure, he charges many bells,
But houses are expensive,
I know what you're thinking: 'He doesn't need more!
His wealth is so extensive!'

But don't forget that he's the one
Who gives you a place to stay.
Would you rather be in debt
Or live on the streets for the rest of your days?

The economy is rough these days,
You should be very glad
That he's kind enough to support you
Through times that are financially bad.

Before you're mean and cruel him,
I hope you'll think it through.
He has all the patience in the world,
He doesn't pester and rush you.

He gives you plenty of time to save
Your hard earned, valued bells.
You should appreciate this before you judge
The price at which he sells.
 
Leela said:
Despite Tom Nook's bad reputation,
He's actually quite great.
Without him you'd have no place to live,
So please, put an end to your hate.

Sure, he charges many bells,
But houses are expensive,
I know what you're thinking: 'He doesn't need more!
His wealth is so extensive!'

But don't forget that he's the one
Who gives you a place to stay.
Would you rather be in debt
Or live on the streets for the rest of your days?

The economy is rough these days,
You should be very glad
That he's kind enough to support you
Through times that are financially bad.

Before you're mean and cruel him,
I hope you'll think it through.
He has all the patience in the world,
He doesn't pester and rush you.

He gives you plenty of time to save
Your hard earned, valued bells.
You should appreciate this before you judge
The price at which he sells.
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That's right, I'm still writing poetry after it was cool.
 
RainbowCherry said:
Aaaaaaaghghhh! Whyhywhywhywhyyyyy!?
My dog is a Jack Russel. :3
Favourite type of song?
Favourite song?
Best pun?
Who won the poetry war?
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also why the why size? *you know what
LUCKY, YOU A FREAKING LUCKY
Black midi
I dunno, Corneria?
Anything dealing with windows
Me, because I'm basically a dictator on this thread, I ALWAYS WIN

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Leela said:
Despite Tom Nook's bad reputation,
He's actually quite great.
Without him you'd have no place to live,
So please, put an end to your hate.

Sure, he charges many bells,
But houses are expensive,
I know what you're thinking: 'He doesn't need more!
His wealth is so extensive!'

But don't forget that he's the one
Who gives you a place to stay.
Would you rather be in debt
Or live on the streets for the rest of your days?

The economy is rough these days,
You should be very glad
That he's kind enough to support you
Through times that are financially bad.

Before you're mean and cruel him,
I hope you'll think it through.
He has all the patience in the world,
He doesn't pester and rush you.

He gives you plenty of time to save
Your hard earned, valued bells.
You should appreciate this before you judge
The price at which he sells.
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NOPE
 
Leela said:
Despite Tom Nook's bad reputation,
He's actually quite great.
Without him you'd have no place to live,
So please, put an end to your hate.

Sure, he charges many bells,
But houses are expensive,
I know what you're thinking: 'He doesn't need more!
His wealth is so extensive!'

But don't forget that he's the one
Who gives you a place to stay.
Would you rather be in debt
Or live on the streets for the rest of your days?

The economy is rough these days,
You should be very glad
That he's kind enough to support you
Through times that are financially bad.

Before you're mean and cruel him,
I hope you'll think it through.
He has all the patience in the world,
He doesn't pester and rush you.

He gives you plenty of time to save
Your hard earned, valued bells.
You should appreciate this before you judge
The price at which he sells.
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Leela Leela, she defends Nook so much
Maybe it's love, yes she has a crush
On 'poor Tom Nook'
Their lies are quite the same
So hear those wedding bells ring loud today,
And remember what they say:
Tom Nook and Leela Nook are just a couple of crooks.
 
fuzzybug said:
Leela Leela, she defends Nook so much
Maybe it's love, yes she has a crush
On 'poor Tom Nook'
Their lies are quite the same
So hear those wedding bells ring loud today,
And remember what they say:
Tom Nook and Leela Nook are just a couple of crooks.
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you smell
 
Beleated_Media said:
Impression of Nook right?
I don't have one...
Nope. it's lies to hide the illumaniti and that Pixar is ruling our goverment
I dunno teaching?
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Hm, I wasn't even thinking of him... OH NO! Leela, what have you done?! I'm turning into Nook!!!

Favorite shoe?
Worst name ever?
Remember that one time...? ;D
 
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Fuzzybug has an undying love,
She hides it, yes, it's true,
But I can see through her fa?ade,
And shall reveal it to you.

She's always felt the chemistry
With one she longs for so much
She wants to feel his loving,
She wants to feel his touch.

She wants him at her wedding day;
As she walks down the aisle,
She'll see him standing at the altar:
Fuzzybug and Lyle.
 
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