PurplPanda
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IRC Family:
Weird Stalker Kid: Niamh
Knows everything about the family. EVERYTHING.
Main Family:
Mom: Tina
Takes care of the entire family; always there for everyone.
Dad: ProfGallows
Travels a lot, not home a lot. Occasionally kicks the baby.
Baby: Cory
HAVE TO BE WATCHED OVER. OR ELSE.
Babysitter: Kaiaa
Always kicks the baby.
Hipster Teenager who goes to Starbucks every other day: Purpl AND FLOP JESUS ARE U HAPPY NOW ASDFGHJKL
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Twin brothers: Ashtot and Trundle
Brothers who are always arguing and fighting. Younger than Flop and Purpl.
Teenager's cat: Crystal
A hipster must have his cat.
Dog: Farbobi
Dog of family lolz
Triplets: Lunatic/Natty, Marii, and Olive
Always getting to trouble, especially with Olive's habits of inspecting the other's diapers to make sure they are healthy.
Weird pet strawberry: Yui-Z
Just kind of. There.
Big Sis: Lynn, Lauren
girl who sits there on her phone all the time but actually doesnt have a social life
Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins
Cool Aunt: Gingersnap
Always has presents for the kids.
Traveling Aunt: Kayla/iLoveYou
Gone until she finishes traveling the world and studying.
Weird Gay Uncles: Horus, Gandalf
Everyone hopes these two don't show up to the reunion.
Gay Uncles' adopted children: Vaati
Adopted child.
Vaati's boyfriend: SockHead
Vaati has an unhealthy obsession with his boyfriend; but SockHead still loves him.
Uncle: Jer
Speciously nice uncle who actually works for the Secret Service.
Married Aunt and Uncle: Kaiaa and Kalra
Overprotective of their child, Aiko/ITookYourWaffles.
Strictly Catholic Gay Uncles who refuse to get a divorce even though they hate each other: oath and SuperPenguin
These two are strictly catholic, and refuse to get a divorce.
President: Beary
President of the family; aka sassy 12 year old.
Mom: Tina
Takes care of the entire family; always there for everyone.
Dad: ProfGallows
Travels a lot, not home a lot. Occasionally kicks the baby.
Baby: Cory
HAVE TO BE WATCHED OVER. OR ELSE.
Babysitter: Kaiaa
Always kicks the baby.
Hipster Teenager who goes to Starbucks every other day: Purpl AND FLOP JESUS ARE U HAPPY NOW ASDFGHJKL
3cewl5u
Twin brothers: Ashtot and Trundle
Brothers who are always arguing and fighting. Younger than Flop and Purpl.
Teenager's cat: Crystal
A hipster must have his cat.
Dog: Farbobi
Dog of family lolz
Triplets: Lunatic/Natty, Marii, and Olive
Always getting to trouble, especially with Olive's habits of inspecting the other's diapers to make sure they are healthy.
Weird pet strawberry: Yui-Z
Just kind of. There.
Big Sis: Lynn, Lauren
girl who sits there on her phone all the time but actually doesnt have a social life
Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins
Cool Aunt: Gingersnap
Always has presents for the kids.
Traveling Aunt: Kayla/iLoveYou
Gone until she finishes traveling the world and studying.
Weird Gay Uncles: Horus, Gandalf
Everyone hopes these two don't show up to the reunion.
Gay Uncles' adopted children: Vaati
Adopted child.
Vaati's boyfriend: SockHead
Vaati has an unhealthy obsession with his boyfriend; but SockHead still loves him.
Uncle: Jer
Speciously nice uncle who actually works for the Secret Service.
Married Aunt and Uncle: Kaiaa and Kalra
Overprotective of their child, Aiko/ITookYourWaffles.
Strictly Catholic Gay Uncles who refuse to get a divorce even though they hate each other: oath and SuperPenguin
These two are strictly catholic, and refuse to get a divorce.
President: Beary
President of the family; aka sassy 12 year old.
Weird Stalker Kid: Niamh
Knows everything about the family. EVERYTHING.
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