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[07:03] <BigForumUser> Murray why are you asking that? I'm very confused. I'm (very close to being) 13! No!
[07:03] <Murray> well then express umbrellas can help!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[07:03] <Murray> its ok we can accept ur parent's credit cards
[07:03] <BigForumUser> No umbrella can help. I borrow them from my parents.
[07:04] <Murray> we have special offer
[07:04] <BigForumUser> No
[07:04] <Murray> wanna hear it?
[07:04] <BigForumUser> NO
[07:04] <Murray> you get 53% off!!!!
[07:04] <Tinaaa> too late
[07:04] <Murray> (when you buy 2048 umbrellas)
[07:04] <+Bendalf> savings!
[07:04] <Tinaaa> you can't stop it
[07:04] <Tinaaa> just ride with it
[07:04] <Murray> so how many can i sign you up for
[07:04] <BigForumUser> N- wait, what? fifty-THREE percent off?????
[07:05] <BigForumUser> That's new
[07:05] <BigForumUser> But still no way
[07:05] <Murray> ok let me ask you this
[07:05] <Murray> have you ever been outside?
[07:05] <BigForumUser> yeah
[07:05] <Murray> you know what rain is right?
[07:05] <BigForumUser> yeah
[07:05] <+Bendalf> woah what's it like
[07:05] <BigForumUser> wet
[07:06] <Murray> then you know how much you need corporate express umbrellas
[07:06] <BigForumUser> and like an outside shower
[07:06] <Murray> for all your outdoor activities
[07:06] <BigForumUser> and no I dont
[07:06] <BigForumUser> it doesn't always rain
[07:06] <Murray> they also work as parasols!
[07:06] <BigForumUser> no
[07:06] <Murray> TWO FOR ONE!!
[07:06] <BigForumUser> NO!
[07:06] <Murray> two products in 1
[07:06] <+Bendalf> its done
[07:06] <Tinaaa> i'll take eleventeen hundred please
[07:06] <Murray> *wow such bargain*
[07:06] <+Bendalf> davidadward is sending me umbrellas!!!!!!1
[07:06] <+Bendalf> http://i.imgur.com/TOaeY6m.png
[07:07] <BigForumUser> Can somebody tell Murray to stop? Because I'm not working.
[07:07] <Murray> lol bendalf
[07:07] <+Bendalf> this is fecking nintendo's fault for giving us nothing to so between now and e3
[07:07] <BigForumUser> And how is DavidAdward sending you umbrellas Bendalf?
[07:08] <Murray> i should be asleep
[07:08] <+Bendalf> well if he doesnt i will report him to mods for taking my cake
[07:08] <BigForumUser> how'd he know you wanted some?
[07:08] <+Bendalf> he sent me a cake
[07:08] <Murray> give him more negative wifi ratings
[07:08] <+Bendalf> this is how the business works
[07:09] <Tinaaa> gots to work. g luck with your umbrella business murray
[07:09] <BigForumUser> Bendalf is DavidAdward that newbie that keeps posting umbrella ads in odd places like The Basement?
[07:09] <+Bendalf> what was the first hint?
[07:09] * Joins: Alise
[07:03] <Murray> well then express umbrellas can help!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[07:03] <Murray> its ok we can accept ur parent's credit cards
[07:03] <BigForumUser> No umbrella can help. I borrow them from my parents.
[07:04] <Murray> we have special offer
[07:04] <BigForumUser> No
[07:04] <Murray> wanna hear it?
[07:04] <BigForumUser> NO
[07:04] <Murray> you get 53% off!!!!
[07:04] <Tinaaa> too late
[07:04] <Murray> (when you buy 2048 umbrellas)
[07:04] <+Bendalf> savings!
[07:04] <Tinaaa> you can't stop it
[07:04] <Tinaaa> just ride with it
[07:04] <Murray> so how many can i sign you up for
[07:04] <BigForumUser> N- wait, what? fifty-THREE percent off?????
[07:05] <BigForumUser> That's new
[07:05] <BigForumUser> But still no way
[07:05] <Murray> ok let me ask you this
[07:05] <Murray> have you ever been outside?
[07:05] <BigForumUser> yeah
[07:05] <Murray> you know what rain is right?
[07:05] <BigForumUser> yeah
[07:05] <+Bendalf> woah what's it like
[07:05] <BigForumUser> wet
[07:06] <Murray> then you know how much you need corporate express umbrellas
[07:06] <BigForumUser> and like an outside shower
[07:06] <Murray> for all your outdoor activities
[07:06] <BigForumUser> and no I dont
[07:06] <BigForumUser> it doesn't always rain
[07:06] <Murray> they also work as parasols!
[07:06] <BigForumUser> no
[07:06] <Murray> TWO FOR ONE!!
[07:06] <BigForumUser> NO!
[07:06] <Murray> two products in 1
[07:06] <+Bendalf> its done
[07:06] <Tinaaa> i'll take eleventeen hundred please
[07:06] <Murray> *wow such bargain*
[07:06] <+Bendalf> davidadward is sending me umbrellas!!!!!!1
[07:06] <+Bendalf> http://i.imgur.com/TOaeY6m.png
[07:07] <BigForumUser> Can somebody tell Murray to stop? Because I'm not working.
[07:07] <Murray> lol bendalf
[07:07] <+Bendalf> this is fecking nintendo's fault for giving us nothing to so between now and e3
[07:07] <BigForumUser> And how is DavidAdward sending you umbrellas Bendalf?
[07:08] <Murray> i should be asleep
[07:08] <+Bendalf> well if he doesnt i will report him to mods for taking my cake
[07:08] <BigForumUser> how'd he know you wanted some?
[07:08] <+Bendalf> he sent me a cake
[07:08] <Murray> give him more negative wifi ratings
[07:08] <+Bendalf> this is how the business works
[07:09] <Tinaaa> gots to work. g luck with your umbrella business murray
[07:09] <BigForumUser> Bendalf is DavidAdward that newbie that keeps posting umbrella ads in odd places like The Basement?
[07:09] <+Bendalf> what was the first hint?
[07:09] * Joins: Alise
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It's funny becuase Alise joined the second all the umbrella buying commotion ended.