IRC Quotes Thread

14:14 Murray ok gotta steal car ok bye
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[23:22] <m12> Horus hold me
[23:22] * Horus holds m12
[23:22] * m12 is held
[23:23] <Horus> this is nice
[23:23] <m12> it is
[23:24] <oath2order> GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
[23:24] <m12> yes
[23:24] <Horus> no homo
[23:24] * Javocado (~TFlash@protectedhost-CAF33914.dhcp.rvsd.ca.charter.com) has joined #belltree
[23:24] <oath2order> very homo
[23:25] <oath2order> oh speaking of homo, hi jav
[23:25] <Horus> a little homo
[23:25] <Javocado> u wish i was gay
[23:25] <m12> homo homie
[23:25] <oath2order> ;)
[23:25] <Javocado> ;)
[23:25] <Horus> ;)
[23:25] <m12> (;
[23:25] <Javocado> (;
[23:25] <Horus> (;
[23:26] <Javocado> ;)
[23:26] <m12> ;)
 
[16:05] * Joins: Neon
[16:05] <m12> wow that was foul
[16:06] <Neon> Everytime I right xD it takes me out
[16:06] * Neon has been kicked by ChanBot (Watch your language!)
[16:06] <m12> lol
[16:06] <m12> when do you think they'll catch on
[16:06] * Joins: Neon
[16:06] <Neon> Its just an emoticon.
[16:06] <Neon> :p
[16:07] <m12> what rhymes with plax rabid?
[16:07] <Neon> Idk
[16:07] <Neon> Lots of things.
[16:07] <m12> the first word is an action, and can also be used to make candles, second word is a name and starts with D
[16:07] <Neon> Apparently...
[16:07] <Neon> Wax...
[16:08] <Neon> Wax ------
[16:08] <Neon> Idk
[16:08] <Neon> Wax something.
[16:08] <m12> come on
[16:08] <Brad> Schmavid
[16:08] <m12> its' a common name
[16:08] <Brad> The guy from baywatch
[16:08] <Neon> Its a name>
[16:08] <m12> close brad
[16:08] <Neon> ?
[16:08] <m12> so close
[16:08] <Brad> somethin hasslehoff
[16:08] <Brad> d-
[16:08] <Neon> David.
[16:08] <Brad> What're you gonna do with david?
[16:08] <Neon> David does not rhyme with rabit.
[16:08] <Neon> rabit*
[16:08] <Neon> rabid* Lol
[16:09] <Brad> Wax (name here)
[16:09] <m12> who
[16:09] <Brad> Neon knows
[16:09] <Neon> David needs a waxing.
[16:09] <Brad> How would you say that?
[16:09] <Neon> idk!
[16:09] <m12> you're goint to *** *****
[16:09] <Brad> In the fewest amount of words
[16:09] <Neon> Wax David.
[16:09] * Neon has been kicked by ChanBot (Watch your language!)
[16:09] <oath2order> kek
[16:09] <m12> lol yes
[16:09] <Brad> HAHHAA
[16:09] <oath2order> ya'll are asses
[16:09] <oath2order> LOL
[16:10] <m12> oh man
[16:10] <m12> I'm dying
[16:10] * Joins: Neon

Thanks Neon for being such a good sport.
 
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16:48 acnl12 i'm not disgusting and i'm not little
16:48 leaper ur 12
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16:49 acnl12 so dons't mean i'm little how old are u anywhy u could be disgusting
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16:50 oath2order leaper is pretty attractive u shut up
16:51 acnl12 you tell me to shutup one more time oath2order and i will punch u in the <censored> mouth
16:51 oath2order shut up
16:51 acnl12 YOU SHUT THE <censored> UP **** HEAD
16:52 oath2order shut up
16:52 acnl12 <censored> OFF AND DIE IN A MOTHER <censored> HOLE <censored> HOLE
16:52 oath2order shut up.
16:53 acnl12 BTW 1'M PRETTY ATTRACTIVE THEN **** HEAD <censored> HOLE LEAPER
16:54 oath2order seriously shut up
16:54 acnl12 no i don't have 2
16:54 oath2order u gonna get banned for swearing
16:54 acnl12 sometimes 9 year olds can be <censored> holes
16:54 leaper i reported u
16:55 acnl12 what that was my brother
16:55 acnl12 he got om my lapto[
16:55 Amyy uh huh
16:56 oath2order LOL SURE
16:56 oath2order OF COURSE HE DID
16:56 oath2order now shut up
16:56 Amyy :')
16:56 acnl12 it.....................was :{ and Amyy stay out of this
 
[17:53:17] <Pally> gumi
[17:53:18] <Pally> who r u
[17:53:23] <Pally> ive seen u here before but lol
[17:53:25] <oath2order> gumi is cutelua, pally
[17:53:26] <Pally> who r u for real
[17:53:28] <oath2order> cuteluka*
[17:53:29] <Pally> oh god
[17:53:35] <oath2order> LOL
 
[21:13] <~Jer> we are banning oath
[21:13] <~Jer> just discussing how long to keep him banned for
[21:13] <oath2order> i was just perma'd
[21:13] <~Jer> not long enough if you ask me!!!!
[21:13] <Horus> rip oath, thought I'd always be first
[21:13] <oath2order> is this about to be like when they sentence serial killers to 100 life sentences
[21:14] <Javocado> oath not long enough
[21:17] <Brad> ;)
[21:18] <Kisstof> ;)
[21:19] <~Jer> ;)
[21:19] <Javocado> ;)
[21:19] <oath2order> ;(
 
[23:34:08] <Murray> hey i made blow peach in luigis mansion game mode
[23:34:36] <@Thunder> ye jer really liked that for some reason
 
[01:20:46] <~Jer> garbage flag http://40.media.tumblr.com/bb564db40722d5c1ff77683ad05c51dd/tumblr_nm7ckqCQ6O1tadfe1o4_1280.jpg
[01:21:07] <oath2order> WOW
[01:21:11] <oath2order> HATRED OF CANADIAN FLAG
[01:21:11] <oath2order> WOW
[01:21:24] * Jer was kicked by Jubs4 (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)



Storytime by Pally
[01:24] <Tom29193> oath2order confirmed for Jer's toy
[01:24] <Javocado> sex doll more like it
[01:24] <Pally> SO there was a king and his daughter was ready 2 get married
[01:24] <oath2order> i am fine with that jav
[01:24] <Javocado> ;)
[01:25] <~Jer> pally is this irl story or fake
[01:25] <PK21> New OTP
[01:25] <Pally> so he told all the suitors to meet him in the forest the next day
[01:25] <Javocado> its not elize x cory
[01:25] <Pally> LISTEN PLS
[01:25] <oath2order> were the king and daughter getting married
[01:25] <Javocado> did they <censored>
[01:25] <oath2order> is this west virginia royalty
[01:25] <Pally> DO U GUYS WANT THE JOKE OR NO
[01:25] <m12> my room is open for 1v1
[01:25] <oath2order> sorr yes im being a butt
[01:25] * You were kicked by Jer (please no racist)


[01:26] <Pally> alright, so the first guy comes to the forest and the king tells him to pick one fruit and bring ten of the fruit he picked back to the king
[01:26] <Pally> so the guy leaves and comes back with 10 apples
[01:26] <~Jer> 10 apples got it
[01:26] <oath2order> sounds like animal crossing
[01:26] <Tom29193> shut up dammit
[01:26] <Pally> so the king tells him, ok if you dont complete this task youll get your head chopped off. So he tells him he has to stick all 10 apples up his <censored> without changing his facial expression
[01:26] <Tom29193> story time you <censored>
[01:26] <Javocado> tell him to make a basket so he doesnt take up his inventory!!
[01:26] <Pally> he gets to the second apple, and winces in pain
[01:26] <~Jer> THIS ISNT A BED TIME STORY
[01:27] <Pally> so the king chops his head off
[01:27] <Javocado> does anyone else have a boner
[01:27] <Pally> the second guy comes and the king tells him the same thing
[01:27] <~Jubs4> does this joke take as long as nintendo takes to make ac games or
[01:27] <~Jer> lul
[01:27] <Tom29193> no this is oath'
[01:27] <oath2order> tom dnt
[01:27] <Tom29193> s nightly ritual
[01:27] <Pally> so this guy comes back with cherries, the king proceeds to tell him the same instructions
[01:27] <Javocado> no but it takes longer than apple stock
[01:27] <oath2order> you ****
[01:27] <~Jer> oh my
[01:27] <~Jubs4> oooo
[01:27] <Pally> so he gets all the way to the last cherry but then bursts out laughing, so the king kills him too
[01:27] <~Jer> oath is pretty kinky i can confirm
[01:27] <oath2order> cherries for his cherry
[01:27] <@Thunder> it's been ten years since the joke started
[01:27] <@Thunder> jubs is now 20
[01:27] <~Jubs4> <censored> you
[01:27] <Javocado> this joke is poppin
[01:28] <Pally> so in heaven the guy with the apples says wtf why did u laugh you were almost there
[01:28] <~Jer> wait slow down
[01:28] <Pally> and the cherry guy says, i know, but i saw the third guy coming with pineapples
[01:28] <Pally> ba dum tiss
[01:28] <m12> this is an old joke
[01:28] <Tom29193> ha
[01:28] <~Jer> how did they get to heaven for letting fruit sodomize them



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[03:43] <Kisstof> she came for you horus
[03:43] <Kisstof> ;)
[03:43] <Laurina> ^
 
BUMPARINO!!

[18:03] <Orange> Hello.
[18:04] <Orange> I call myself Orange because I don't want to be Unidentified anymore.
[18:04] <`Ablaze> Hi
[18:05] <Orange> How are you, `Ablaze?
[18:05] <`Ablaze> I just saw this image, and was wondering if it was legit. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFe9BRLUkAAE7Z-.jpg:large
[18:06] <Orange> Not legitimate at all. It's only another of those "My Dad Works at Nintendo" memes.
[18:07] <`Ablaze> Welp, rip Pokemon Z hype
[18:07] <Orange> *airhorns the sad violin theme, then How Could This Happen To Me"
[18:08] <Orange> *"
[18:08] <Orange> You never know...
[18:09] <Orange> I'm just saying. It could be legitimate. But for now, I'm dismissing it as a big Phiony. #rimshot
[18:09] <`Ablaze> Same here
[18:10] <Orange> *airhorns U.N. Owen was Her?*
[18:11] <Orange> You know Bhaalspawn?
[18:12] <Orange> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hDaVBNAUCQ
[18:12] <`Ablaze> Bhaalspawn?
[18:12] <Orange> Jerry Peet. He's a Canadian brony.
[18:12] <`Ablaze> I see
[18:12] <Orange> He's SUCH a crackup!
[18:14] * Quits: `Ablaze (Connection reset by peer)
[18:15] <Orange> Ado!!
 
Oh! One more thing!

Twelvie Time!

[19:54] <mib_zgv9cc> its invasion of the twelvies jub
[19:54] <~Jubs> oic
[19:54] <ShadoMaster> Twelvies?
[19:54] <Orange> Twelvie? I'm not 12.
[19:55] <ShadoMaster> Orange is too smart to be 12 yo.
[19:55] <mib_zgv9cc> just bcos ur not 12 doesnt mean ur not a twelvie
[19:55] <ShadoMaster> im prob 12
[19:55] <mib_zgv9cc> so obv ur a twelvie since u dont know what it means
[19:55] <mib_zgv9cc> im 7
[19:55] <Orange> Twelvies only like private parts and dumb jokes.
[19:56] <ShadoMaster> i guess that makes me one
[19:56] <ShadoMaster> i will always be a child
[19:56] <ShadoMaster> no matter how many years pass me by
 
<Jas0n> I'm at that stage now where if I started banning people, there wouldn't be anybody left on the forum

hide ur ip's!!!
 
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