Giveaway Julian the Unicorn!! Ends: 9:00pm EST (1hr and 20 minutes)

[Sholee]

Julian is leaving my town and i dont want to sell him off therefore whoever posts the funniest joke will win. One post per user please! Winner will be announced at 9:00pm EST. Please be online or he will go to the next funniest joke.

Multiple jokes per user will be disqualified.


Winner: Kangaskhan
Runner-up: Tapeu

Kangaskhan! please contact me within 15 minutes or Julian will go to Tapeu!

 

[rubyy]

Generous<3

 

[Kangaskhan]

A man entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

;D ba dum tss..

 

[rubyy]

I already got Julian so I don't need to enter but can I still say a joke?<3

I'm gonna stalk this thread and read every reply, this shall be funny.

 

[mayormeredith]

what do clouds wear under their shorts? thunderpants!!

ok that wasn't funny but i love cheesy jokes

 

[mob]

idk if its a joke but omg i was laughing really hard

 

[terminator]

Where do computers go on Saturday night?
-to the disc-o

 

[rubyy]

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idk if its a joke but omg i was laughing really hard

AHAHAHHA that just made am laugh soo fricken hard.

 

[Aeryn]

There was a brunette, redhead and blonde stuck on a deserted island. They found a magical lamp and after they rubbed it and the genie came out, they were all granted one wish. The brunette wished that she was home. (poof she went home) The redhead wished she was home with her family (poof she went home) The blonde wished that her friends were on the island with her (poof the brunette and redhead returned).

 

[baritonesally]

A baby seal walks into a club.

huehuehuehuhe

 

[Zeiro]

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

...

Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

 

[jadebug]

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim

 

[veronicaax]

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

 

[choconeko215]

Why does Gulliver keep getting lost in his world travels?
Because he cannot SEA.

 

[Yami]

A "You Know Your Addicted to Animal Crossing" joke...

You know your addicted to Animal Crossing when every time you see a mole, you yell "No, please don't hurt me! I'll save next time! I promise!"

 

[Teh_Blastar]

Why did Millie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

 

[Florence + The Machine]

A baby seal walks into a club.

huehuehuehuhe

This is the best and worst thing ever. If this was my giveaway, you would win. I'm laughing so hard.

 

[HaleyRocksSocks]

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

 

[cheddarcat]

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "Sorry, you have to leave. We don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom responds, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

 

[Dolby]

Two men walked into a bar. The third guy ducked