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King of the Village

Since you had no town to rule, the town under the pile of dirt blew up due to the TNT stock, and then the reality reset... again.
I walked into the village, unguarded, and took it over.

MY VILLAGE!
 
Well that was a refreshing nap...lesse...

Sadly, while none of you were looking, I spent the past couple hours changing the village you have to take over, and put another flag in it! After ousting the mayor, of course.

MY NEW VILLAGE
 
It's beyond the comprehension of mere mortal men, I'm afraid. Have a potato chip?

Potato chips are too greasy, I'm afraid.
You are immortal, as you've been crashed into by a spaceship which then crashed into the edge of a cliff.

*inserts great plan here*

MY VILLAGE!
 
Just kidding! That whole thing about making a new village was just a ploy to distract you! While the two of you fight over that, I go back to the original village and stick my flag over it!

MY VILLAGE
 
I didn't necessarily use your word. I used a word that you introduced to me, and then decided to use it in this thread.

I didn't put a flag down...

I was joking, hehe.

It was meant for the other guy, but whatever.

I blew up your great plan.

MY VILLAGE
 
I make an offshore base, loaded with everything I'd need to take over a town. Not my village...yet...
 
I call an aerial strike on your offshore base. Granted, it's balloons dropping exploding tomatoes, but it's enough to hinder you.

Meanwhile, I squash Beary with an even GREATER plan, of much heavier weigh!

MY VILLAGE
 
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The tomatoes do minimal damage, as I had an anti explosive shell built to cover it. On the other hand, I send a fleet of 40 boats to storm the beaches. They grab you, take you to a different offshore base on a marooned island, and I yell "MY VILLAGE!"
 
I kidnap Julian and force him to use magical unicorn powers to my advantage, which I use to send FireNinja to an alternate reality, and finally send the town with myself to another alternate reality.

MY TOWN
 
Haha, you called the village a "town"! Your tactical blunder reverts the effect of the portal and puts you back in our reality: 50,000 feet in the air. After that surprisingly short plummet, I place a flag among the remains of the town hall!

MY...pile of rubble...
 
Haha, you called the village a "town"! Your tactical blunder reverts the effect of the portal and puts you back in our reality: 50,000 feet in the air. After that surprisingly short plummet, I place a flag among the remains of the town hall!

MY...pile of rubble...
Neither did you.
 
Well it's kinda bad form to call a pile of rubble a "village". Even I have standards. Can I get a construction crew in here?
 
Haha, you called the village a "town"! Your tactical blunder reverts the effect of the portal and puts you back in our reality: 50,000 feet in the air. After that surprisingly short plummet, I place a flag among the remains of the town hall!

MY...pile of rubble...

Hypocrisy kills you and the town is given back to its rightful owner, moi

MY KINGDOM
 
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