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No, I don't want that. I want the win confetti.
Pls Call Me Owen Ty Love You Guys 💜
Confetti. Is it what wins are made of?
Give me so more of that choking hazard known as confetti

What if I want confetti AND the win?
Sorry I got both


You'll have to pry them from my serpentine grip

Well, all I gotta do is get some humongous pliers to rip them from your ha- er, body muscles.
They’re in my shed alongside the other fake trophies.
Well...you do have a lot of fake trophies. I hope you manage to find them
Maybe I can start a donation drive…
Got fake wins? Donate them today to help those in need (me). If enough fake wins are donated, a breakthrough “real” win might happen!
Ok then. Where is the donation box?
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