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𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.. 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢
I’m Pearsy Jackson, and I’m here to recover Zeus Pear’s lightning bolt!
I won't fall into any pear pressure to use the word pear. I refuse to give in!

Yeah! Let's not fall into despear and keep going!
Oh pear me your sympathy.
i will twist your pikachu eggs
police siren
police car pulls you over and I walk out to your car
Woah, you’re running away with that win. Going to have to stop you right there.
Jingle turned me into a carton of milk! Help!
i will twist your pikachu eggs
I-
Jingle turned me into a carton of milk! Help!
i will twist your pikachu eggs
ew
i will twist your pikachu eggs
Your words and new aethetic screams
EDGE!
Jingle turned me into a carton of milk! Help!
Squid's got jeans! Squid's got jeans!
Today will be the day I finally win this.
