Last Post Wins! #3

[Jake]

I don't have to lift up weights to be strong. I beat 2 7th graders in tug of war and, well my bones only break if I say that they can break. I was always skinny no matter what.



Justin Beiber can't hit puberty.

See you next Tuesday

 

[YanoShigun]

See you next Tuesday

I'll join you. My left arm has a fracture, but my right is fine.

 

[broadwaythecat]

See you next Tuesday

No. i wish I had weights.

 

[Chimera]

It's all about the pull ups.

 

[Sora]

I don't have to lift up weights to be strong. I beat 2 7th graders in tug of war and, well my bones only break if I say that they can break. I was always skinny no matter what.



Justin Beiber can't hit puberty.

I'm pretty sure I read in one of your past posts that they were 8th graders, am I wrong?

 

[broadwaythecat]

Oh yeah I forget.

One time I punched a pillow and it ripped.0-o

 

[Dimension Witch]

I sit on my pillow

 

[broadwaythecat]

I sat on a rock because there weren't any chairs in the back yard

 

[Chimera]

I once punched the ground so hard a volcano erupted.

 

[Stevey Queen]

Whenever I roar, somewhere in the world a volcano erupts.

 

[Chimera]

When I yawn, Obama poops his pants.

 

[Dimension Witch]

When my brother goes to the toilet, a thunder is heard.

 

[Chimera]

I must wear shades at all times because my future is so bright.

 

[Stevey Queen]

I need a flashlight at all times because my future is so dark.

 

[Thunder]

When my brother goes to the toilet, a thunder is heard.

"HEY, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!"

 

[Elijo]

I need a flashlight at all times because my future is so dark.

I need the old 3-D glasses (you know, the one with red plastic and blue plastic) because my future is so grey.

 

[Dimension Witch]

"HEY, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!"

"SORRY"

 

[Jake]

I need the old 3-D glasses (you know, the one with red plastic and blue plastic) because my future is so grey.

i have some in my room

 

[Dimension Witch]

When I was a kid...I always poked holes on my pencilcase

 

[Chimera]

Pencils smell bad when sharpened.