& it turns out it was a lie because the Jonas brothers were killed by the swine flu and only Tbt members had survived! It wasn't Joe so it had to be someone on Tbt disguised as Joe! but who...
Because it makes much more sense that a giant flying purple crocodile with pink triangular spots came and danced a cha cha on the back of hairless moose.
Then he woke up and realized that he had been dreaming the entire time. In reality he was a fifteen year old kid with amnesia and nothing to do all day.