LETS WRITE A STORY

[Adorable_star]

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A FAT PIG NAMED PORKO

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

AND HE POOPED IN HIS PANTS

 

[Albuns]

HE THEN ERECTED NEW PORK CITY

 

[tybalt_cake]

BUT TEH CITY ALMOST KILLED HIM

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

BUT WAIT THEN GODZILLA APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE

 

[brownboy102]

HE WAS BEING HUNTED BY ACTUAL CANNIBLE SHIA LEBOUF

 

[Llust]

CANNIBAL SHIA LEBOUF TAILED HIM UNTIL DAWN, SALIVATING THE WHOLE TIME

 

[brownboy102]

HE HAD A LEGENDARY FIGHT WITH SHIA LEBOUF, WHICH WAS A NORMAL TUESDAY NIGHT FOR SHIA LEBOUF

 

[Jawile]

He then proceeded to quit abusing PCP and reevaluate his life-choices. He got a good-paying job as an engineer, and settled down with a nice woman in an average-sized home. He and his wife had two children, and they lived happily together.

 

[Coricus]

Then Porko tried to build a power plant.

He was gonna use all the oil on the planet.

But then he was struck by lightning and Porko died.

<>Phosphora brings the thunder!<>

But wait!

Porko turned into a zombie and came back to life!

Now it was a one on one fight between Phosphora and Zombie Porko for the fate of all the innocent liquefied dino corpses!

 

[LalaPenguin]

Zombie porko won but, he lost an arm and his left eye. When he tried to return to his family, they screamed and slammed the door in his face as they did not recognize him

 

[milkyi]

Then pocky put him in the orphanage

 

[Coricus]

Pocky was a self-insert more powerful than Sara Osborn and all Sonic OCs ever combined.

But Porko had a secret.

He was the One.


There is no spoooooooooooon.

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

LORD GABEN APPEARED AND KILLER PEOPLE

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

THEN POOPED

 

[Coricus]

Suddenly Magnus.

"Sorry I'm late, I had other business to attend to."

So he killed all the killer people with his sword but they became Monoeyes so he killed those too.

Then he sliced Gaben in half and a shower of Half Life 3 disks exploded out.


Magnus then spontaneously teleported away.

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Suddenly Magnus.

"Sorry I'm late, I had other business to attend to."

So he killed all the killer people with his sword but they became Monoeyes so he killed those too.

Then he sliced Gaben in half and a shower of Half Life 3 disks exploded out.


Magnus then spontaneously teleported away.

BUT THS HALF LIFE 3 DISKS WERE BOMBS FROM THE MEME KING, BAROG THE MASTER.

 

[Sleepi]

the disks were exploding but he backflipped away

 

[mintellect]

And then everyone died.




The end.

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

THEN EVERYONE WAS RESURECTED