Life Advice from Agony Aunt

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Hello, I CommanderLeahShepard will be your Agony Aunt and will help answer your trivial questions about life, family, relationships, love, etc. If you want to ask me any questions I can help you with (serious or ridiculous) I will answer them. Do not worry my children, I am a trained professional, I graduated Agony Aunt university with a degree in life problems with honours.

Ask away!

<3 ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

 

[Pusheen]

im not sure if i shud smoke weed with delishush cus i kinda killed them to get insurance munee. help.

ps: were married

 

[milkyi]

She is very good at what she does!!!111!!! She helped me so many times I can't even count on my fingers the times she's helped anymore !!! 111!! !

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

im not sure if i shud smoke weed with delishush cus i kinda killed them to get insurance munee. help.

ps: were married

Despite what Lord Snoopy Dogg says, weed and drugs are bad for you. Do not smoke it everyday.


Here, have a sticker:

 

[Pusheen]

Despite what Lord Snoopy Dogg says, weed and drugs are bad for you. Do not smoke it everyday.
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Here, have a sticker:
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you haven't answered my question as to whether i should smoke it with my dead spouse or not.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

you haven't answered my question as to whether i should smoke it with my dead spouse or not.

My answer is don't smoke it at all. I recommend smoking and cremating your spouse though. It may stink up the place.

 

[Pusheen]

My answer is don't smoke it at all. I recommend smoking and cremating your spouse though. It may stink up the place.

k thx u da bomb.com

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Senpai won't notice me, what do? ;-;

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Senpai won't notice me, what do? ;-;

Before I can answer that my child, I will need to know what Senpai is like so I can think up ways for them to notice you.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Before I can answer that my child, I will need to know what Senpai is like so I can think up ways for them to notice you.

But... but...

...Is there a way to get advice without having to let you cross more names off the list? >_<

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

But... but...

...Is there a way to get advice without having to let you cross more names off the list? >_<

Okay I can give you a general answer, but only because I am a trained professional. Don't try this at home kids.

1) Make sure you have access to some way of speaking to Senpai, whether that be texting, lessons or a club.
2)Stalk them on social media and IRL Try and talk to them as much as possible. Talk about things you have in common You will know what they like because you stalk them
3) Become good friends with them, a good relationship starts with a good friendship.
4) Drop hints that you like them, flirt a little, etc
5) Get close with them and let them know how you feel, if they don't know you like them then they might not ever make a move.
6) Ask them out. If it doesn't work then just try and stay good friends.

Or if this does not work just kill all your love rivals and claim Senpai as your own. You know, which ever works best.