Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Bread Kennedys]

I didn't see a thread like this, so I thought I'd make one. Anyway, the whole point of this game is to first corrupt (ruin) the above wish, then make your own wish and also have it corrupted by someone else.
- - -Post Merge- - -
Example:
Person 1-I wish for donuts!
Person 2-Granted, but they're secretly bombs.
I wish I had an hilarious sig pic.
Person 3-Granted, but that sig pic gets you banned permanently.
I wish I was a millionaire.
- - -Post Merge- - -
And to start it all off...
I wish I won a trip to Hawaii.

 

[Ponycorpse]

ZAM! You got it! But the day you get there there is a massive volcanic eruption! D:

I wish I was shorter ;;

 

[JellyBeans]

Wow, you shrunk! But you're so small no one can see you :C

I wiiiish..... I could be younger again

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but now you are a baby that can't do anything

I wish I could go to Japan
there's a thread like this here but it's kinda dead...

 

[Mary]

Granted, but you're stuck in prison there.

 

[mariop476]

You didn't wish for anything.
I wish I had infinite wishes.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but the wishes require money to use.
I wish for rich parents. >.<

 

[SoraDeathEater]

Granted! But your parents are too rich to look after you :c
I wish that I had pets ;-;

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but they keep peeing on you

I wish that I could turn invisible

 

[Rainbell]

Granted but you still cast a shadow.

I wish i could stop time whenever i wanted.

 

[locker]

granted,but when you unfreeze time goes twice as fast to catch up

i wish i had unlimited knowledge on any 1 topic

 

[Zura]

Granted but you forget it in 10 minutes

I wish i had a sandwich

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you burnt it in the toaster.

I wish I could travel to every country in the world in less than a week.

 

[locker]

granted but you cant take pictures or buy anything other than food

i wish i had a Bugatti

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but you don't get a Bugatti.
I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[locker]

boom,you can only turn into a pig

i wish i had a indoor swimming pool

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it all floods out.

I wish could tell the future.

 

[SoraDeathEater]

Granted but you can only see a few seconds of your future.
I wish that I had another 3DS

 

[SecondSider]

A broken one? Sure.

I wish for a chew toy.

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but your original 3ds died.
I wish I could shapeshift into anything at any time.