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Hey all, this rant is about “How do those huge furniture items fit in there?!”
And is based off of this meme:
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How come you can fit up to forty huge items in your pocket yet you can’t put a fish in a letter? I shouldn’t be able to fit 7 full grown cedar trees into a trash can, and a sofa shouldn’t fit into a tiny present! Share your thoughts about this below.
 
I love Animal Crossing shipping prices. It only costs 200 bells to send a letter. It also only costs 200 bells to send a life sized statue.

I wonder who is stuffing the mailboxes?
 
It’s still Pete delivering the mail. He’s just tired of being shot down with slingshots or pestered while he’s making his rounds, so he only does it while no one’s watching.
And I mean, it does make a bit of sense. All those statues and beds and lighthouses turn into leaves when they aren’t placed somewhere, that’s fine. But even though the fish tanks materialize out of nowhere when you place them, they’re still fish and bugs in your pockets, not leaves.

(Let’s not dwell on the ontological implications of the hamster cage turning into a leaf in your pocket while containing a moving hamster while the fish don’t. It’s like the philosophical implications of dog houses as a furniture item or frogs and octopi as catchable creatures. Just keep on moving along, nothing to see here, everything’s fine.)
 
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