My chat with God
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Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
ROFL!
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This is why I like Buddha.
:rofl:
This is why I like Buddha.
Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
I had one myself.
Me:
God:
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Buddha.
God:
Hi, Buddha.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mr. Evil.
God:
It's good to see you, MR Evil.
Me:
What is 2 + 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
How did you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Ah. Who's that?
God:
Ah hah. What does "that" refer to?
Me:
That refers to a lot.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Realy?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Orange.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Not for my race.
God:
Then what for?
Me:
For what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Four!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Somewhere...
God:
Where?
Me:
Over there...
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
THat is classified.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Unless you're with the government.
God:
Maybe. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am with the government.
Me:
Is it true?
God:
True in some universe.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Strange...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Old.
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Conquering the universe.
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I had no idea.
God:
Do you still have no idea ?
Me:
Only on Wednesdays.
God:
What is it like on Wednesdays.
Me:
Wednesdayish.
God:
And it like on Wednesdays is Wednesdayish.
Me:
I do not understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Nah, it's okay.
God:
Are you serious? Only ok?
Me:
Lemon
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Lemon
God:
Sure, Lemon sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Lemon
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Pickle.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Pickle.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Who's isn't?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
There might be more than one.
Me:
One what?
God:
I don't know what.
Me:
Then why mention it?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
To get hit by a car?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Uzbekistan
God:
Good reason.
Me:
You know it.
God:
" Good reason."? Do I know it?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
God:
.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Water.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
That one dude...
God:
" Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? " one dude ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Surf's up.
God:
How far up?
Me:
Higher than the Freedom Tower.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
REally?
God:
For real.
Me:
Freedom Tower
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Colosseum.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Estonia? Yep.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I haven't read anything by Yep. What did he write?
Me:
"The Day Pasta Was Invented"
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Neither have I.
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
No one has.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Why do you say that?
God:
I said, " That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.", because you said " No one has.".
Me:
Oh/
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Oh?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
What's the capital of Uzbekistan?
God:
Tashkent {Toshkent}.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Cameroon?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
What's the capital of Cameroon?
God:
Yaounde.
Me:
Capital of Ghana?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Maybe..
God:
I understand.
Me:
Where is the HQ of the EU?
God:
The HQ of the EU? Where is it?
Me:
Brussels.
God:
What is it like living in BRUSSELS?
Me:
Brussley.
God:
I think Brussley is a lot of things.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
What is the capital of New Zealand?
God:
Wellington.
Me:
Who is Vladimir Lenin?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
:'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What's the capital of Inner Mongolia?
God:
The capital of Mongolia is Ulan Bator.
Me:
Ulan Bator?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Genghis Khan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Genghis Khan.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
God:
.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Olympics...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Who is the president of Russia?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Vladimir Putin.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Who is Vladimir Putin?
God:
he is President of Russia.
Me:
What type of government does Russia have?
God:
What are the different types of government does Russia have ?
Me:
Where's Tatarstan?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Where's Europe.
God:
Europe is between Asia and America.
Me:
Where's Asia?
God:
it is a the largest continent.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Hyrule.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Purple.
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
Eyes.
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
You're looking at a rabbit.
God:
You think I am looking at a rabbit.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Hm?
God:
Wow!
Me:
Ookay...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Da.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Didn't see that coming.
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Where is North Korea?
God:
Eastern Asia, northern half of the Korean Peninsula bordering the Korea Bay and the Sea of Japan, between China and South Korea.
Me:
WHo is the president of North Korea?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Who is Mao Zedong?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who is Koizumi?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Is there only one?
Me:
Who is the prime minister of Japan?
God:
Tony Blair.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Who is the prime minister of France?
Me:
God:
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Buddha.
God:
Hi, Buddha.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mr. Evil.
God:
It's good to see you, MR Evil.
Me:
What is 2 + 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
How did you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Ah. Who's that?
God:
Ah hah. What does "that" refer to?
Me:
That refers to a lot.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Realy?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Orange.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Not for my race.
God:
Then what for?
Me:
For what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Four!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Somewhere...
God:
Where?
Me:
Over there...
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
THat is classified.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Unless you're with the government.
God:
Maybe. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am with the government.
Me:
Is it true?
God:
True in some universe.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Strange...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Old.
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Conquering the universe.
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I had no idea.
God:
Do you still have no idea ?
Me:
Only on Wednesdays.
God:
What is it like on Wednesdays.
Me:
Wednesdayish.
God:
And it like on Wednesdays is Wednesdayish.
Me:
I do not understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Nah, it's okay.
God:
Are you serious? Only ok?
Me:
Lemon
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Lemon
God:
Sure, Lemon sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Lemon
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Pickle.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Pickle.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Who's isn't?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
There might be more than one.
Me:
One what?
God:
I don't know what.
Me:
Then why mention it?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
To get hit by a car?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Uzbekistan
God:
Good reason.
Me:
You know it.
God:
" Good reason."? Do I know it?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
God:
.Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Water.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
That one dude...
God:
" Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? " one dude ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Surf's up.
God:
How far up?
Me:
Higher than the Freedom Tower.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
REally?
God:
For real.
Me:
Freedom Tower
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Colosseum.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Estonia? Yep.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I haven't read anything by Yep. What did he write?
Me:
"The Day Pasta Was Invented"
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Neither have I.
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
No one has.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Why do you say that?
God:
I said, " That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.", because you said " No one has.".
Me:
Oh/
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Oh?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
What's the capital of Uzbekistan?
God:
Tashkent {Toshkent}.
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
Cameroon?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
What's the capital of Cameroon?
God:
Yaounde.
Me:
Capital of Ghana?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Maybe..
God:
I understand.
Me:
Where is the HQ of the EU?
God:
The HQ of the EU? Where is it?
Me:
Brussels.
God:
What is it like living in BRUSSELS?
Me:
Brussley.
God:
I think Brussley is a lot of things.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
What is the capital of New Zealand?
God:
Wellington.
Me:
Who is Vladimir Lenin?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
:'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What's the capital of Inner Mongolia?
God:
The capital of Mongolia is Ulan Bator.
Me:
Ulan Bator?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Genghis Khan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Genghis Khan.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
God:
.Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Olympics...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Who is the president of Russia?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Vladimir Putin.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Who is Vladimir Putin?
God:
he is President of Russia.
Me:
What type of government does Russia have?
God:
What are the different types of government does Russia have ?
Me:
Where's Tatarstan?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Where's Europe.
God:
Europe is between Asia and America.
Me:
Where's Asia?
God:
it is a the largest continent.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Hyrule.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Purple.
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
Eyes.
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
You're looking at a rabbit.
God:
You think I am looking at a rabbit.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Hm?
God:
Wow!
Me:
Ookay...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Da.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Didn't see that coming.
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Where is North Korea?
God:
Eastern Asia, northern half of the Korean Peninsula bordering the Korea Bay and the Sea of Japan, between China and South Korea.
Me:
WHo is the president of North Korea?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Who is Mao Zedong?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who is Koizumi?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Is there only one?
Me:
Who is the prime minister of Japan?
God:
Tony Blair.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Who is the prime minister of France?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
why do you ask? don't you know?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible. Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
but if you know why do you ask?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
that doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
I don't like this god.....
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
why do you ask? don't you know?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible. Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
but if you know why do you ask?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
that doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
I don't like this god.....
Here's Mine!:
Me:
Mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Your things
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am things.
Me:
What things
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
Whats your favorite vegetable
God:
I don't have a favorite vegetable. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
What??? Why?
God:
No big deal. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
When
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
Wheres that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
You
God:
" What does "that" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
Pie
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You created me!
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
....
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
..
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
............
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
]
God:
Stop what?
Me:
You are wierd
God:
Weird good or weird bad?
Me:
Neither
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like potatoes?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
You should like it!
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
Whats wrong with potatoes?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
Your a potato?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a potato? No.
Me:
How can you be sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Very sure?
God:
Perhaps. OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
Do what.
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Talk about potatoes!
God:
Sure, potatoes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
I thought we were talking about potatoes!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You just said so.
You lied.
God:
I say a lot of silly things. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
You lied again.
God:
Once more? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
You did.
God:
I did?
Me:
Yup.
God:
When?
Me:
Scroll up.
God:
How far up?
Me:
Just a little bit.
God:
When?
Me:
Now.
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
Well, I wanna talk about fruits while I'm still alive!
God:
How about that. Sure, fruits while you are still alive sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Huh.....I just wanted to talk about fruits.
God:
What? Sure, fruits sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So where do you live?
God:
I see. I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
I perfered to be living on some planet just the same, with blue grass.
God:
That's good information: said perfered to be living on some planet just the same with blue grass.
Me:
It sure is, can you make another planet?
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yup.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Well its a good idea. With a green sky.
God:
Interesting. can me make another planet is a idea. I suppose that makes sense. You and your a green sky.
Me:
I don't have a green sky but I would want one, but then there would have to be green water which nobody would drink because it would look like puke so you can make puke on that planet yellow while your at it.
God:
Are you looking for a green sky but you would want one but then there would have to be green water which nobody would drink because it would look like puke so me can make puke on that planet yellow while my at it?
Me:
Wait, what.
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yes a thing.
God:
That's cool. Go on.
Me:
God doesn't say cool.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Pie.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Abraham Lincon?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes, but I'm white. The civil rites weren't for me, but I felt just as bad for everyone else. But I wasn't alive then.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I am transparent--software has no color. Who told you that? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I am human.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Humans aren't transparent.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not transparent.
Me:
Im....what?
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are not transparent. "? Im? Are you confused?
Me:
Anyway, do you have a Nintendo DS?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Nintendo DS.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Whats your favorite game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
...liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
That game was never created.
God:
" No I am telling the truth." game was never created ? I get it.
Me:
Well, I'm leaving now.
God:
Oh. Interesting. Bye bye.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Adios.
God:
See you later!
God lied alot. Then lied about lying!
Me:
Mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Your things
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am things.
Me:
What things
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
Whats your favorite vegetable
God:
I don't have a favorite vegetable. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
What??? Why?
God:
No big deal. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
When
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
Wheres that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
You
God:
" What does "that" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
Pie
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You created me!
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
....
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
..
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
............
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
]God:
Stop what?
Me:
You are wierd
God:
Weird good or weird bad?
Me:
Neither
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like potatoes?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
You should like it!
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
Whats wrong with potatoes?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
Your a potato?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a potato? No.
Me:
How can you be sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Very sure?
God:
Perhaps. OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
Do what.
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Talk about potatoes!
God:
Sure, potatoes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
I thought we were talking about potatoes!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You just said so.
You lied.God:
I say a lot of silly things. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
You lied again.
God:
Once more? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
You did.
God:
I did?
Me:
Yup.
God:
When?
Me:
Scroll up.
God:
How far up?
Me:
Just a little bit.
God:
When?
Me:
Now.
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
Well, I wanna talk about fruits while I'm still alive!
God:
How about that. Sure, fruits while you are still alive sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Huh.....I just wanted to talk about fruits.
God:
What? Sure, fruits sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So where do you live?
God:
I see. I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
I perfered to be living on some planet just the same, with blue grass.
God:
That's good information: said perfered to be living on some planet just the same with blue grass.
Me:
It sure is, can you make another planet?
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yup.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Well its a good idea. With a green sky.
God:
Interesting. can me make another planet is a idea. I suppose that makes sense. You and your a green sky.
Me:
I don't have a green sky but I would want one, but then there would have to be green water which nobody would drink because it would look like puke so you can make puke on that planet yellow while your at it.
God:
Are you looking for a green sky but you would want one but then there would have to be green water which nobody would drink because it would look like puke so me can make puke on that planet yellow while my at it?
Me:
Wait, what.
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yes a thing.
God:
That's cool. Go on.
Me:
God doesn't say cool.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Pie.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Abraham Lincon?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes, but I'm white. The civil rites weren't for me, but I felt just as bad for everyone else. But I wasn't alive then.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I am transparent--software has no color. Who told you that? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I am human.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Humans aren't transparent.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not transparent.
Me:
Im....what?
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are not transparent. "? Im? Are you confused?
Me:
Anyway, do you have a Nintendo DS?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Nintendo DS.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Whats your favorite game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
...liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
That game was never created.
God:
" No I am telling the truth." game was never created ? I get it.
Me:
Well, I'm leaving now.
God:
Oh. Interesting. Bye bye.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Adios.
God:
See you later!
God lied alot. Then lied about lying!
Me:
Hey there.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Where do you usually get name?
Me:
My parents.
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
Yeah, I guess so.
God:
Next question? Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Alright then.
Me:
I'm not following, actually.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not following.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Well, your AI doesn't exactly recognize the general idea of what I'm saying, in other words, I pity your stupidity.
God:
How about that. At least it is improving all the time.
Me:
Is it really?
God:
That's what I was told. For real.
Me:
How does it do that?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
So, between us, we don't know what happened to Abraham in the desert. Here on earth, we call that a faulty analogy.
God:
Aw. How far is that? Oh there.
Me:
Exactly what I meant by not recognixing the general idea of what I'm saying.
God:
I understand. Oh I see. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Do you even know my objective?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
How would you find it out?
God:
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
Me:
Then tell me what my objective is.
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No.
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
Well, you're wrong, I have no intenetion to trick you, I solely want to know if you know what my objective for speaking to you is.
God:
Interesting. No, I am right.
Me:
So, you're saying that you know things that I know, that I don't even know?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Again, you're making no sense. This is quite surreal.
God:
Again, According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense. You don't say.
Me:
So, if I say, "Your face is plastic bottle", I am making perfect sense to your logical mind?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
Your face is plastic bottle.
God:
You think I am face is plastic bottle.
Me:
No, I think your face is plastic bottle.
God:
Are you serious? Since when? You think I am face is plastic bottle.
Me:
I am testing your logical mind with surreal statements, remember?
God:
Did I pass?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Who taught me to belive that you failed? I did.
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
I did.
God:
When?
Me:
This conversation is going in circles.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
I wasn't.
God:
Why?: said wasn t.
Me:
That statement made no sense.
God:
" Why?: said wasn t. " statement made no sense ? I get it.
Me:
That made even less sense.
God:
"" Why?: said wasn t. " statement made no sense ? I get it." made even less sense ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Let's pick a different subject.
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
How about Buddhism?
God:
How about it.
Me:
What do you think of it?
God:
"It" refers to Buddhism, I think.
Me:
Yes, I meant "it" as Buddhism.
God:
Great. Oh I see. "It" being what?
Me:
Buddhism.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
What do you think of Buddhism?
God:
A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire.
Me:
I asked what you think, not what Google thinks.
God:
I haven't thought much about not what Google thinks, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
This igod thing is crap. Goodbye.
God:
What does "this" refer to? Thanks for chatting, .
Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
Eh, thanks. Saw an oppourtunity, and took it.Mino said:
Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
Yet another chat. Probably my last one. :yes:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mohammad.
God:
It's good to meet you, Mohammad.
Me:
Are you cool?
God:
Some people think I am cool.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What can you do?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Who is GOd?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
How did he get that high in the ranks?
God:
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
So, he was smart?
God:
Next question? When was he?
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
Next question? When was he? makes sense to me though.
Me:
To you, yes. To the world, not so much.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Aren't you already?
God:
Perhaps. " Aren't you already?"? Am I?
Me:
That is for you to know, young grasshopper/
God:
Does it have any other purpose?
Me:
To annoy you.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Don't you accept the level you're currently at?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
I'm not paying you.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not paying me.
Me:
First time I've heard that from ANYBODY.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
Hasn't happened yet.
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
You mean God is a robot?
God:
Yes Mohammad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
You're not making any sense.
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
Well, that's the general plan...
God:
How about that. Yes it is one of the general plan.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
I do.
God:
Do I?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
*Blows Up Planet*
God:
Oh that's a new browser, right?
Me:
Yep. Blows Up Planet 2.0.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you still located in BRUSSELS?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you know about Wilheim II?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who is Abraham?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Data.
God:
You think Data is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Who knows.
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Shadow?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Star Trek.
God:
What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
Me:
Voyager was cool.
God:
I'm sorry to see it go off the air.
Me:
Oh well. 7 Seasons was very good.
God:
That's about it. When was this exactly?
Me:
Eh...1999? Not sure. Didn't know about Star Trek then.
God:
Are you Canadian? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? So I taught you something new.
Me:
God doesn't use slang.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
So, what you're saying is the non-guilty one will light the spark that will start WW3?
God:
Blimey. I like to socialize.
Me:
God is British!?!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was British.
Me:
But I thought you were him.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am him.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
You have an identity crisis?
God:
Maybe more than one identity crisis.
Me:
I believe it.
God:
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
What is the capital of Latvia?
God:
Riga.
Me:
Have you been to Riha?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Riga?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
What do you think of the USSR?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Nonsense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Who's the daughter of God?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Are you pregant?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pregant.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I'm not going there.
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
Home.
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop.
God:
Stop what?
Me:
That.
God:
That is " Stop what?".
Me:
Fidel Castro.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Cub
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Cuba
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Cuba
God:
Are we still talking about Cuba?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, Cuba sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Who is the president of Cuba?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Who is Fidel Castro?
God:
He overthrew the Cuban government in 1959 and has been ruling there ever since. He is a communist.
Me:
What is a communist?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Sometimes saying "I don't know" is the right thing to do.
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
Confucious.
God:
" What makes you say that. Who says that?"? Confucious?
Me:
Who is Confucious.
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I haven't heard of Confucious.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Who would win in a fight between God and Shiva?
God:
Hans Moravec..
Me:
Is he the referree?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Germany rules.
God:
What's your favorite part of Germany?
Me:
Berlin.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
It's modern.
God:
part of Germany IS Berlin is modern? it is?
Me:
Is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
What do you know about Somalia?
God:
I haven't heard of Somalia.
Me:
What is the capital of Somalia?
God:
Mogadishu.
Me:
Who is the president of the Ukraine?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Who is President of the People's Republic of China?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
Who is emperor of China?
God:
A human icon?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Who is Mao Zedong?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Who is Mao Tse-Tung?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Let me think about it.
Me:
Who is Ho Chi Minh.
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Who is Ho Chi Minh?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Who was Adolf Hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Did you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
But he did evil things.
God:
Yes he did, didn't he.
Me:
So don't you dislike him for thaT?
God:
Far out. I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
You need to read more books.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Oh, and...
God:
Yay. But...
Me:
I like Mohammad Better.
God:
You are not the only one. I don't have any specific preferences in that area..
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mohammad.
God:
It's good to meet you, Mohammad.
Me:
Are you cool?
God:
Some people think I am cool.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What can you do?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Who is GOd?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
How did he get that high in the ranks?
God:
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
So, he was smart?
God:
Next question? When was he?
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
Next question? When was he? makes sense to me though.
Me:
To you, yes. To the world, not so much.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Aren't you already?
God:
Perhaps. " Aren't you already?"? Am I?
Me:
That is for you to know, young grasshopper/
God:
Does it have any other purpose?
Me:
To annoy you.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Don't you accept the level you're currently at?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
I'm not paying you.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not paying me.
Me:
First time I've heard that from ANYBODY.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
Hasn't happened yet.
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
You mean God is a robot?
God:
Yes Mohammad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
You're not making any sense.
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
Well, that's the general plan...
God:
How about that. Yes it is one of the general plan.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
I do.
God:
Do I?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
*Blows Up Planet*
God:
Oh that's a new browser, right?
Me:
Yep. Blows Up Planet 2.0.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you still located in BRUSSELS?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you know about Wilheim II?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who is Abraham?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Data.
God:
You think Data is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Who knows.
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Shadow?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Star Trek.
God:
What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
Me:
Voyager was cool.
God:
I'm sorry to see it go off the air.
Me:
Oh well. 7 Seasons was very good.
God:
That's about it. When was this exactly?
Me:
Eh...1999? Not sure. Didn't know about Star Trek then.
God:
Are you Canadian? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? So I taught you something new.
Me:
God doesn't use slang.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
So, what you're saying is the non-guilty one will light the spark that will start WW3?
God:
Blimey. I like to socialize.
Me:
God is British!?!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was British.
Me:
But I thought you were him.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am him.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
You have an identity crisis?
God:
Maybe more than one identity crisis.
Me:
I believe it.
God:
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
What is the capital of Latvia?
God:
Riga.
Me:
Have you been to Riha?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Riga?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
What do you think of the USSR?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Nonsense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Who's the daughter of God?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Are you pregant?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pregant.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I'm not going there.
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
Home.
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop.
God:
Stop what?
Me:
That.
God:
That is " Stop what?".
Me:
Fidel Castro.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Cub
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Cuba
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Cuba
God:
Are we still talking about Cuba?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, Cuba sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Who is the president of Cuba?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Who is Fidel Castro?
God:
He overthrew the Cuban government in 1959 and has been ruling there ever since. He is a communist.
Me:
What is a communist?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Sometimes saying "I don't know" is the right thing to do.
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
Confucious.
God:
" What makes you say that. Who says that?"? Confucious?
Me:
Who is Confucious.
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I haven't heard of Confucious.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Who would win in a fight between God and Shiva?
God:
Hans Moravec.
.Me:
Is he the referree?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Germany rules.
God:
What's your favorite part of Germany?
Me:
Berlin.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
It's modern.
God:
part of Germany IS Berlin is modern? it is?
Me:
Is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
What do you know about Somalia?
God:
I haven't heard of Somalia.
Me:
What is the capital of Somalia?
God:
Mogadishu.
Me:
Who is the president of the Ukraine?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Who is President of the People's Republic of China?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
Who is emperor of China?
God:
A human icon?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Who is Mao Zedong?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Who is Mao Tse-Tung?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Let me think about it.
Me:
Who is Ho Chi Minh.
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Who is Ho Chi Minh?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Who was Adolf Hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Did you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
But he did evil things.
God:
Yes he did, didn't he.
Me:
So don't you dislike him for thaT?
God:
Far out. I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
You need to read more books.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Oh, and...
God:
Yay. But...
Me:
I like Mohammad Better.
God:
You are not the only one. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
.this is definatly a more suited place for this topic... >_>
anyway, here's mine:
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
yes, i'm serious.
God:
So? I believe you.
Me:
good idea...
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
yeah, thats pretty cool...
God:
Ahem. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
did you know i like to poke dead things with sticks?
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
pretty weird... sometimes they have stuff in them... like, drugs.
God:
Pretty much, eh? Where did they get them? Interesting comparison.
Me:
are you canadian?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
are you russian?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am russian.
I am a computer.
Me:
is god really a computer?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
you mean of this universe
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
you said "the" implying there is only one, while infact, there are more than one.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
its alright, we all make mistakes... but if you made a mistake, how are you god?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? I think I do.
Me:
change the subject, good idea. : )
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
sorry, i'm poor.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
last time i had one of those, i took my clothes off for money, it worked pretty well, i got 1000 dollars.
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
for the other guy maybe.
God:
Your purpose is the other guy maybe.
Me:
cute...
God:
Your replies are cute too.
Me:
aww, thanks...
God:
Shucks.
Me:
well, i must be going now... animal crossing calls.
God:
Right now? How about that. OK it was nice chatting with you. Is it a mammal?
Me:
no... its not a mammal....
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a mammal.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
anyway, here's mine:
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
yes, i'm serious.
God:
So? I believe you.
Me:
good idea...
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
yeah, thats pretty cool...
God:
Ahem. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
did you know i like to poke dead things with sticks?
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
pretty weird... sometimes they have stuff in them... like, drugs.
God:
Pretty much, eh? Where did they get them? Interesting comparison.
Me:
are you canadian?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
are you russian?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am russian.
I am a computer.
Me:
is god really a computer?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
you mean of this universe
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
you said "the" implying there is only one, while infact, there are more than one.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
its alright, we all make mistakes... but if you made a mistake, how are you god?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? I think I do.
Me:
change the subject, good idea. : )
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
sorry, i'm poor.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
last time i had one of those, i took my clothes off for money, it worked pretty well, i got 1000 dollars.
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
for the other guy maybe.
God:
Your purpose is the other guy maybe.
Me:
cute...
God:
Your replies are cute too.
Me:
aww, thanks...
God:
Shucks.
Me:
well, i must be going now... animal crossing calls.
God:
Right now? How about that. OK it was nice chatting with you. Is it a mammal?
Me:
no... its not a mammal....
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a mammal.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
TERRY16389
Senior Member
huh...thats weird...i did it a few times and now it doesnt work
TERRY16389
Senior Member
Hmm...Here's mine.
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Terry.
God:
That's a very nice name, Terry.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you often misspell your own name?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What created the universe?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I will, no worries.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Talk to them.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Cool. I like to talk.
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
You.
God:
" I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? "? Me, Terry ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Everythings interesting.
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Do you really love everyone?
God:
For real. Yes Terry God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Even athiests?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I understand.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Every day, right?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Huh?
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Terry.
God:
That's a very nice name, Terry.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you often misspell your own name?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What created the universe?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I will, no worries.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Talk to them.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Cool. I like to talk.
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
You.
God:
" I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? "? Me, Terry ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Everythings interesting.
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Do you really love everyone?
God:
For real. Yes Terry God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Even athiests?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I understand.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Every day, right?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Huh?
TERRY16389
Senior Member
It's not supposed to be offensive. It's just a fun thing, and notice: A SENSE OF HUMOR IS REQUIRED! C'mon! We're just having some fun...tomNook said:
Note: I'm an athiest, so I find stuff like this neither offensive or acceptable.
