My Japanese Presentation

[Tyeforce]

I had to write a short essay for my Japanese 101 class and read it in front of class, and I think it went quite well. I'm proud of my first Japanese presentation, so I'm gonna post it here. =p

日本語：
おはようございます。わたしの名前はマリニ・タイです。ビデオゲームが大好きで、にんてんどうのゲームが一ぼん好きです。ソニーとマイクロソフトがぜんぜん好きではありません。ボーイフレンドとビデオゲームをします。わたしたちはＷｉｉやにんてんどうＤＳやにんてんどうＤＳｉがあります。Ｗｉｉが三だいあります。たくさんのゲームあります。スーパー・スマッシュ・ブラザーズ・ブラールが一ぼん好きです。とてもたのしいです。今、ニュー・スーパー・マリオ・ブラザーズ・Ｗｉｉとゼルダのでんせつ・スピリト・タラクスをします。ありがとうございました。

English:
Good morning. My name is Tye Marini. I love video games, but I like Nintendo games the most. I don't like Sony and Microsoft games at all. I play video games with my boyfriend. We have Wii, Nintendo DS, and Nintendo DSi, among others. We have three Wiis, and many games. My favorite game is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's very fun. Right now, I'm playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Thank you.

 

[Darkwind]

Its like youre an exact clone of me who likes macs.
is that a good thing? ...yeah it is.

bravo monsieur the presentation was dandy, albeit slightly too forward for my tastes.

 

[SamXX]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

 

[Jake]

I had to write a short essay for my Japanese 101 class and read it in front of class, and I think it went quite well. I'm proud of my first Japanese presentation, so I'm gonna post it here. =p

日本語：
おはようございます。わたしの名前はマリニ・タイです。ビデオゲームが大好きで、にんてんどうのゲームが一ぼん好きです。ソニーとマイクロソフトがぜんぜん好きではありません。ボーイフレンドとビデオゲームをします。わたしたちはＷｉｉやにんてんどうＤＳやにんてんどうＤＳｉがあります。Ｗｉｉが三だいあります。たくさんのゲームあります。スーパー・スマッシュ・ブラザーズ・ブラールが一ぼん好きです。とてもたのしいです。今、ニュー・スーパー・マリオ・ブラザーズ・Ｗｉｉとゼルダのでんせつ・スピリト・タラクスをします。ありがとうございました。

English:
Good morning. My name is Tye Marini. I love video games, but I like Nintendo games the most. I don't like Sony and Microsoft games at all. I play video games with my boyfriend. We have Wii, Nintendo DS, and Nintendo DSi, among others. We have three Wiis, and many games. My favorite game is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's very fun. Right now, I'm playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Thank you.

Three Wii's..... :\

 

[Darkwind]

Hey I have 2.

 

[Ryusaki]

とても良い

 

[Jake]

Totemo(something)i

Rolf. I can only read Hirigana. But can not translate it to English,..

 

[Yokie]

My computer can't read it. Only squares, man.

 

[Jarv156]

Engrish version for lulz:
Good morning it is. My name is the [marini] tie. The video game is love, the [te] it is one [bo] it is we like how game. At all we do not like SONY and Microsoft. The boyfriend and the video game are done. We the Wii resin are the [te] are how the DS resin are the [te] are how is DSi. Wii is three, it is. There are many games. One [bo] it is we like super [sumatsushiyu] brothers [buraru]. Very it is it is forcing. Because now, new super [mario] brothers Wii and [zeruda], is the [se] [supirito] [tarakusu] is done. Thank you.

 

[Tyeforce]

Totemo(something)i

Rolf. I can only read Hirigana. But can not translate it to English,..

I wasn't familiar with the kanji, either. I thought it might be よい「ｙｏｉ」(the kanji being「よ」and the おくりがな「ｏｋｕｒｉｇａｎａ」being「い」), and I was right. So it says "Very good."

 

[Tyeforce]

I had to write a short essay for my Japanese 101 class and read it in front of class, and I think it went quite well. I'm proud of my first Japanese presentation, so I'm gonna post it here. =p

日本語：
おはようございます。わたしの名前はマリニ・タイです。ビデオゲームが大好きで、にんてんどうのゲームが一ぼん好きです。ソニーとマイクロソフトがぜんぜん好きではありません。ボーイフレンドとビデオゲームをします。わたしたちはＷｉｉやにんてんどうＤＳやにんてんどうＤＳｉがあります。Ｗｉｉが三だいあります。たくさんのゲームあります。スーパー・スマッシュ・ブラザーズ・ブラールが一ぼん好きです。とてもたのしいです。今、ニュー・スーパー・マリオ・ブラザーズ・Ｗｉｉとゼルダのでんせつ・スピリト・タラクスをします。ありがとうございました。

English:
Good morning. My name is Tye Marini. I love video games, but I like Nintendo games the most. I don't like Sony and Microsoft games at all. I play video games with my boyfriend. We have Wii, Nintendo DS, and Nintendo DSi, among others. We have three Wiis, and many games. My favorite game is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's very fun. Right now, I'm playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Thank you.

Three Wii's..... :\

Well, only one of the Wiis was mine at first, and Andrew had two, but now all of my stuff is his, and all of his stuff is mine. So we have three Wiis, a normal US Wii, a hacked US Wii, and a Japanese Wii. =3 Now we need to get a damn UK Wii so we can get the BBC iPlayer Channel (even though it wouldn't work, lol). XD

 

[JamesBertie]

Cool, if i had to do that i would have used a translator

 

[Tyeforce]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

 

[Tyeforce]

Cool, if i had to do that i would have used a translator

Then it would have turned out to be horrible Engrish. XD

 

[Nixie]

Hmm... I know little Spanish but even littler Japanese but since both my parents know it pretty well, I can get them to tell me what it means and stuff

 

[Tyeforce]

Engrish version for lulz:
Good morning it is. My name is the [marini] tie. The video game is love, the [te] it is one [bo] it is we like how game. At all we do not like SONY and Microsoft. The boyfriend and the video game are done. We the Wii resin are the [te] are how the DS resin are the [te] are how is DSi. Wii is three, it is. There are many games. One [bo] it is we like super [sumatsushiyu] brothers [buraru]. Very it is it is forcing. Because now, new super [mario] brothers Wii and [zeruda], is the [se] [supirito] [tarakusu] is done. Thank you.

What did you use to translate that? XD This is what you get with Google:

Good morning. Marini my name is Thai. I love video games, games like the one divine countenance mediocrity. Not at all like Sony and Microsoft are not. The video games with her boyfriend. We are divine countenance Wii and DS and DSi are divine countenance. There are three Dai Wii. There a lot of games. I like Super Smash Brothers Bourlard one mediocrity. It is very enjoyable. Now, New Super Mario Bros. Wii to the old tradition of Zelda Spirito Talks and Thara. Thank you.

GOOGLE HATES GAYS!! D=<

The video games with her boyfriend.

 

[Doctor]

Wii three it is?

FFFFUUUU-

 

[Jrrj15]

Did you have to bow at the end? Pretty good lol

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Engrish version for lulz:
Good morning it is. My name is the [marini] tie. The video game is love, the [te] it is one [bo] it is we like how game. At all we do not like SONY and Microsoft. The boyfriend and the video game are done. We the Wii resin are the [te] are how the DS resin are the [te] are how is DSi. Wii is three, it is. There are many games. One [bo] it is we like super [sumatsushiyu] brothers [buraru]. Very it is it is forcing. Because now, new super [mario] brothers Wii and [zeruda], is the [se] [supirito] [tarakusu] is done. Thank you.

What did you use to translate that? XD This is what you get with Google:

Good morning. Marini my name is Thai. I love video games, games like the one divine countenance mediocrity. Not at all like Sony and Microsoft are not. The video games with her boyfriend. We are divine countenance Wii and DS and DSi are divine countenance. There are three Dai Wii. There a lot of games. I like Super Smash Brothers Bourlard one mediocrity. It is very enjoyable. Now, New Super Mario Bros. Wii to the old tradition of Zelda Spirito Talks and Thara. Thank you.

GOOGLE HATES GAYS!! D=<

The video games with her boyfriend.

Recommended translations for the win?

 

[Lord Yuan]

50% Katakana jeepers. And not even the katakanaed name of richard nixon. Next time say something about richard nixion.