My Japanese Presentation

[Tyeforce]

50% Katakana jeepers. And not even the katakanaed name of richard nixon. Next time say something about richard nixion.

It's not 50% katakana. The only katakana words are Sony, Microsoft, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, New Super Mario Bros., Zelda, and Spirit Tracks. Wii, DS, and DSi are romaji (obviously), and the rest is hiragana and kanji.

 

[lightningbolt]

Yeah...good luck with that

 

[Tyeforce]

Yeah...good luck with that

Good luck with what? I already presented it. =P

 

[Numner]

I had to write a short essay for my Japanese 101 class and read it in front of class, and I think it went quite well. I'm proud of my first Japanese presentation, so I'm gonna post it here. =p

日本語：
おはようございます。わたしの名前はマリニ・タイです。ビデオゲームが大好きで、にんてんどうのゲームが一ぼん好きです。ソニーとマイクロソフトがぜんぜん好きではありません。ボーイフレンドとビデオゲームをします。わたしたちはＷｉｉやにんてんどうＤＳやにんてんどうＤＳｉがあります。Ｗｉｉが三だいあります。たくさんのゲームあります。スーパー・スマッシュ・ブラザーズ・ブラールが一ぼん好きです。とてもたのしいです。今、ニュー・スーパー・マリオ・ブラザーズ・Ｗｉｉとゼルダのでんせつ・スピリト・タラクスをします。ありがとうございました。

English:
Good morning. My name is Tye Marini. I love video games, but I like Nintendo games the most. I don't like Sony and Microsoft games at all. I play video games with my boyfriend. We have Wii, Nintendo DS, and Nintendo DSi, among others. We have three Wiis, and many games. My favorite game is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's very fun. Right now, I'm playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Thank you.

Three Wii's..... :\

Well, only one of the Wiis was mine at first, and Andrew had two, but now all of my stuff is his, and all of his stuff is mine. So we have three Wiis, a normal US Wii, a hacked US Wii, and a Japanese Wii. =3 Now we need to get a damn UK Wii so we can get the BBC iPlayer Channel (even though it wouldn't work, lol). XD

A hacked wii?

Yeah, I see how much you love nintendo xD

 

[lightningbolt]

Yeah...good luck with that

Good luck with what? I already presented it. =P

Then my Good Luck worked out

 

[Tyeforce]

I had to write a short essay for my Japanese 101 class and read it in front of class, and I think it went quite well. I'm proud of my first Japanese presentation, so I'm gonna post it here. =p

日本語：
おはようございます。わたしの名前はマリニ・タイです。ビデオゲームが大好きで、にんてんどうのゲームが一ぼん好きです。ソニーとマイクロソフトがぜんぜん好きではありません。ボーイフレンドとビデオゲームをします。わたしたちはＷｉｉやにんてんどうＤＳやにんてんどうＤＳｉがあります。Ｗｉｉが三だいあります。たくさんのゲームあります。スーパー・スマッシュ・ブラザーズ・ブラールが一ぼん好きです。とてもたのしいです。今、ニュー・スーパー・マリオ・ブラザーズ・Ｗｉｉとゼルダのでんせつ・スピリト・タラクスをします。ありがとうございました。

English:
Good morning. My name is Tye Marini. I love video games, but I like Nintendo games the most. I don't like Sony and Microsoft games at all. I play video games with my boyfriend. We have Wii, Nintendo DS, and Nintendo DSi, among others. We have three Wiis, and many games. My favorite game is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's very fun. Right now, I'm playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Thank you.

Three Wii's..... :\

Well, only one of the Wiis was mine at first, and Andrew had two, but now all of my stuff is his, and all of his stuff is mine. So we have three Wiis, a normal US Wii, a hacked US Wii, and a Japanese Wii. =3 Now we need to get a damn UK Wii so we can get the BBC iPlayer Channel (even though it wouldn't work, lol). XD

A hacked wii?

Yeah, I see how much you love nintendo xD

It's not really "hacked". It just has the Homebrew Channel installed. I only use it for Brawl texture hacks, anyway. I'm no pirate.

 

[Tyeforce]

Yeah...good luck with that

Good luck with what? I already presented it. =P

Then my Good Luck worked out

I had already presented the essay a day or two before I posted it here. XD

 

[Nic]

Gots some google translate.

 

[Tyeforce]

Gots some google translate.

Um, no. If you'd even read the thread, you'd see that I ran what I wrote though Google Translate, and the translation is very messed up, lol. I actually do know Japanese. Well, a little. I'm still learning.

 

[Nic]

Gots some google translate.

Um, no. If you'd even read the thread, you'd see that I ran what I wrote though Google Translate, and the translation is very messed up, lol. I actually do know Japanese. Well, a little. I'm still learning.

Dar let it all out.

 

[Zex]

3 Wiis? Wastee..

1 is a waste. but 3??

 

[Tyeforce]

3 Wiis? Wastee..

1 is a waste. but 3??

>_>

I bought one, my boyfriend bought 2. He got a Japanese one to play Brawl before it was released in the US.

 

[Deleted User]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

 

[Tyeforce]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

No, no it isn't. I took a Spanish class in high school, and it made no *censored.3.0*ing sense to me at all. And what the hell is up with every single noun having a gender?! I shouldn't have to remember that a table is table is female and a hat is male. I'm sorry, but Japanese is just so much easier. Pretty much every grammar rule is consistent throughout the hole language. Once you learn the basics, it's very easy. The only part that can be difficult is learning the kanji.

 

[Rawburt]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

No, no it isn't. I took a Spanish class in high school, and it made no *censored.3.0*ing sense to me at all. And what the hell is up with every single noun having a gender?! I shouldn't have to remember that a table is table is female and a hat is male. I'm sorry, but Japanese is just so much easier. Pretty much every grammar rule is consistent throughout the hole language. Once you learn the basics, it's very easy. The only part that can be difficult is learning the kanji.

I don't see how learning Spanish would be harder to learn than Japanese, since your primary language is English. All the European languages are pretty much based around each other. Seriously, you can tell what a bunch of the words mean without even knowing any Spanish. I think it's a case of you being more motivated to learn Japanese more than anything.

 

[Tyeforce]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

No, no it isn't. I took a Spanish class in high school, and it made no *censored.3.0*ing sense to me at all. And what the hell is up with every single noun having a gender?! I shouldn't have to remember that a table is table is female and a hat is male. I'm sorry, but Japanese is just so much easier. Pretty much every grammar rule is consistent throughout the hole language. Once you learn the basics, it's very easy. The only part that can be difficult is learning the kanji.

I don't see how learning Spanish would be harder to learn than Japanese, since your primary language is English. All the European languages are pretty much based around each other. Seriously, you can tell what a bunch of the words mean without even knowing any Spanish. I think it's a case of you being more motivated to learn Japanese more than anything.

You may have a point, because I didn't want to learn Spanish at all, and learning Japanese has always been one of my dreams, but still, I just couldn't grasp Spanish at all. The whole language didn't make sense to me. Sure, it was easy to read because it uses pretty much the same alphabet, but there's just something about it that makes it impossible for me to learn. Japanese, on the other hand, came to me quite naturally. I'm really picking up on it well. I dunno. Maybe it's just because I hate Spanish. What can I say? I prefer languages that don't give genders to each and every single damn noun in the entire language. =p

 

[Jas0n]

I want to learn Japanese D:<
But good speech!

It's actually pretty easy to learn. MUCH easier than Spanish. The only thing that's kinda difficult is the kanji.

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

No, no it isn't. I took a Spanish class in high school, and it made no *censored.3.0*ing sense to me at all. And what the hell is up with every single noun having a gender?! I shouldn't have to remember that a table is table is female and a hat is male. I'm sorry, but Japanese is just so much easier. Pretty much every grammar rule is consistent throughout the hole language. Once you learn the basics, it's very easy. The only part that can be difficult is learning the kanji.

I don't see how learning Spanish would be harder to learn than Japanese, since your primary language is English. All the European languages are pretty much based around each other. Seriously, you can tell what a bunch of the words mean without even knowing any Spanish. I think it's a case of you being more motivated to learn Japanese more than anything.

I'm pretty sure Tye is right though, Japanese has got to be one of the easiest languages to learn in the world, if you ignore the Kanji, Kanji is probably the most difficult part of any language XD

 

[Rawburt]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

sir

sir

spanish is MUCH MUCH MUCCCHHH easier to learn

that is all.

No, no it isn't. I took a Spanish class in high school, and it made no *censored.3.0*ing sense to me at all. And what the hell is up with every single noun having a gender?! I shouldn't have to remember that a table is table is female and a hat is male. I'm sorry, but Japanese is just so much easier. Pretty much every grammar rule is consistent throughout the hole language. Once you learn the basics, it's very easy. The only part that can be difficult is learning the kanji.

I don't see how learning Spanish would be harder to learn than Japanese, since your primary language is English. All the European languages are pretty much based around each other. Seriously, you can tell what a bunch of the words mean without even knowing any Spanish. I think it's a case of you being more motivated to learn Japanese more than anything.

I'm pretty sure Tye is right though, Japanese has got to be one of the easiest languages to learn in the world, if you ignore the Kanji, Kanji is probably the most difficult part of any language XD

Ah, if that is true, then it is a mistake on my part. I always heard Japanese was one of the most difficult languages to learn, but that could very well just be the kanji.

 

[Pear]

I thought it would be more difficult. Spanish is based off of Latin too, so most of the root words are the same. Besides, you don't have to learn a new alphabet.

 

[Jarv156]

Engrish version for lulz:
Good morning it is. My name is the [marini] tie. The video game is love, the [te] it is one [bo] it is we like how game. At all we do not like SONY and Microsoft. The boyfriend and the video game are done. We the Wii resin are the [te] are how the DS resin are the [te] are how is DSi. Wii is three, it is. There are many games. One [bo] it is we like super [sumatsushiyu] brothers [buraru]. Very it is it is forcing. Because now, new super [mario] brothers Wii and [zeruda], is the [se] [supirito] [tarakusu] is done. Thank you.

What did you use to translate that? XD This is what you get with Google:

Good morning. Marini my name is Thai. I love video games, games like the one divine countenance mediocrity. Not at all like Sony and Microsoft are not. The video games with her boyfriend. We are divine countenance Wii and DS and DSi are divine countenance. There are three Dai Wii. There a lot of games. I like Super Smash Brothers Bourlard one mediocrity. It is very enjoyable. Now, New Super Mario Bros. Wii to the old tradition of Zelda Spirito Talks and Thara. Thank you.

GOOGLE HATES GAYS!! D=<

The video games with her boyfriend.

I used Babel fish.