No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[Thunder]

Although the first person to use "punish" or "punny" loses.

(Well, technically the second person)

Opun for business!

 

[Kaiaa]

I lost my watch a while ago and I know I need to look for it but I can never find the time

 

[Keenan]

I dated a weather girl once.

We talked up a storm.

 

[Juicebox]

^ Keenan, you should really rain her in. I don't want to dampen your spirits, but the relationship cloud be better.

 

[Kip]

I wondered why the baseball's size kept increasing.

Then it hit me. It broke my nose, so i made a home-run.

 

[Juicebox]

When I bought a katana, my little cousin asked me if it was a knife.

I answered, "sword of".

 

[Kip]

I told someone to lay on the ground. They asked why. I said "just do it"

So they did. Then I stood on them. They said "Ohh, I understand"

(yeah, im not very good at this)

 

[Keenan]

I told my therapist that I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions.

He said "Relax, it's not the end of the world."

 

[Juicebox]

I was having a salad last night. What kind you ask?

Beets me.

 

[Kip]

These jokes are making me weak. I'm two tired.
I can't stand up.

 

[Feraligator]

But I can stand up for Yu. He's my best friend, I'd do anything for him.

 

[Superpenguin]

I had all these eggs left over from Easter. But my mind was scrambled, I didn't know what to do with all of them.

 

[Juicebox]

Do you remember that giraffe at the zoo? I haven't spotted him for a long time.

 

[Feraligator]

 

[Kip]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Juicebox]

I was surprised after I read the hunger games. Even though Katniss was a brilliant hunter, and was an expert at skinning squirrels, she still ended up being a part of Peeta.

 

[Kip]

The first person to use "Punny" will a Punch from me.

 

[Superpenguin]

I was going to tell a pun about an ant, but it was too puny.

 

[Juicebox]

^ Could you please be a little more sensitive? My ant died after she got punted.

 

[Kip]

Boy, ant that sad :-;