Ruffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand,
Canibals and snakes, the plague!
"No!" "Yes!"
Also large bugs, men with pointy teeth and-
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me!
Mother's right here, mother will protect you,
Darling, here's what I suggest;
Skip the drama, stay with mama,
Mother...knows best!
Mother knows best, take it from your mumsy,
On your own, you won't survive.
Sloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy -
Please;
They'll eat you up alive!
Gullible, naive, positively grubby,
Ditzy and a bit, well - vague.
Plus I believe,
Getting kinda chubby.
I'm just saying cause I luv you
Mother understands, mother's here to help you,
All I have is one request:
"Rapunzel?"
"Yes, mother?"
"Never ask to leave this tower. Again."
"Yes, mother."
"I love you."
"I love you more."
"I love you most."
Don't forget it, you'll regret it...
Mother knows best!