Rap Battle!

[KaydeeKrunk]

Alright, gather round people, we about to drop some mad beats down on all of yall!

For this rap battle the rules are simple.

1) Write a verse to rhyme with the verse above you
2)Write a verse for the next person to rhyme with
3)Don't be overly mean, this is a battle but use your brains yo!
4)We aint about using words that don't have rhymes so don't go there fam!
5)Get your mind straight BLOWN by these sick rhymes, nah' mean?

EXAMPLE:
Person one: Starting this up, ready to rhyme,
This is my jam yo, this is my rap,
Person two:That ain't no rhyme son, that's just straight crap
Now we're getting going, now this is fun
Person three: Hey man don't be dissin' guy number one!
---etc. etc.---

FIRST LINE:

Yo we the lurkers, straight off TBT!

 

[Alienfish]

we are the broturts, can't you see

steal the ice cream, get some booze

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

if you don't comply, you're gunna lose,

basement lurkers day and night,

 

[tumut]

Rap is for criminals.

 

[pokedude729]

The joy of it is very subliminal.

The best zelda game is Spirit Tracks.

 

[Alienfish]

that game is bad, get it off you shacks

all the turts are here, come and join or get lost

 

[MayorBambie]

I shan't join the turts, no matter what cost

I know you all love my beast raps and rhymes,

 

[pokedude729]

I wouldn't listen to it if it was the end of time

Nintendo will never release Mother 3.

 

[Alienfish]

and if they do, it's gunna be a high fee

turts rule da tbt, don't ya question it

 

[pokedude729]

Of course I do not. Not one little bit.

Chuggaconroy is the best let's player.

 

[Alienfish]

he might be, but he cant beat leo sayer

what's that gotta do, with a turt?

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Bro, talk back at me and I'll leave yo butt in the dirt.

Offend me and it'll be your end,

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Dude you gotta lend.

Kill me and get a life

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

death ain't the best way to get rid of strife.

Slammed the door and I broke a nail!

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Dude at this rate your butts going straight to jail.

Here on TBT we just don't stop,

 

[Midoriya]

We like to party and dance to hip hop

Come on, man! Get with the times and stop acing like my Father!

 

[MayorBambie]

Shut up- I'll burn your words in my red hot lava

I can beat you all with my hand tied behind my back

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

gettin' all my turts hot on the attack!

Doin' some maintenance, systems going down

 

[Midoriya]

Systems going downtown!

Downtown to the big city, it ain't look bad but it ain't look pretty!

 

[MayorBambie]

[ninjad]