Rate Your Villagers

[ayeeprill]

1. Kiki- OBVIOUSLY. She has been my best friend in every game since GameCube! She was my ONLY dreamie when I started this game and I looked for her for three months before I got her ! So glad I finally found her. My town would just not be home without her in it <3. She will absolutely be staying forever.

2. Skye- a random move in, one of my first 9. She quickly became my absolute best friend in the game. She's so sweet and adorable and I just love her. Even with Kiki now residing in town, Skye and I will always be besties.

3. Cheri- I knew next to nothing about Cheri until New Leaf was released. Then I was lurking a villager giveaway board and one of the villagers on the giveaway list was Cheri. I went to the Animal Crossing Wiki to find out who she was. The instant I saw her I was smitten. I immediately made her one of my dream villagers. She is just SO. CUTE!!!! I ended up leaving that giveaway thread because I got bored of lurking but later I found someone on here giving her away for free! I got her! She moved in directly across the river from my house! She's the cutest

4. Blanche- Another random move-in in my first 9. While I love the snooty personality, I think 75% of them are butt ugly. But Blanche is lovely-looking, so as soon as I saw her I loved her and she may have become my favorite snooty in the whole game. I love her crane-inspired look. Blanche was the first in New Leaf to give me her picture and some of the stuff she says cracks me up! When PomPom was living in my town, whenever Blanche was over at my house she would always call Pompom a "couch hog" and "idea thief". When Cheri moved in, she suggested we all have a party and "share a giant serving of French toast!"

5. Merengue- Merengue was a starting villager and the only one still in my town. I fell in love with her as soon as I stepped off the train. Strawberry horn? Um, awesome. I really do love Merengue, even though I have 2 Normals I prefer.

6. Bruce- A random move in. Bruce is freaking awesome! He's such a handsome little deer. He's not someone I want to keep forever, but I definitely want to get his picture! I'm pretty close to getting it now, though. Whoever gets him will be getting a deer who likes to "sparkle" and "dazzle"!!

7. Big Top- I LOVE Big Top! He's so criminally underloved. I saw someone giving him away on here and I didn't have a Lazy so I took him in. I don't think I'll keep him forever, but I want his picture and his PWP requests. Poor guy gets no love next to the other superheroes

8. Molly- Molly moved in via campsite. I don't dislike her, but she's fairly new in my town so I don't know her very well yet!

9. Zell- Zell also moved in via campsite. I like Zell, but his Smug personality just makes me miss Kyle. I have 9 villagers left to cycle through before I can get Kyle back, I'm hoping to be able to trade Zell for him.

 

[aegis]

1. genji - i didn't realize how much i wanted him until i saw a picture of him. he's my buddy now, but he comes off harsher than snake in my town. he's always taking about competing and what not. ^^;

2. snake - he's a real sweetheart compared to genji. i don't know if the game's trying to balance them out, but when he "loses" competitions or anything, he just says a nicer variant of what genji's babbling about.

3. zucker - i finally found him & he's so wonderful! i don't know what it is about him, but i really, really love his sad eyes.

4. julian - he's always asking me if i'm ok even though i wear the post-op patch as a fashion choice. he has little quirks here and there that just make me think he's a little off-center but also cares a lot.

5. bluebear - i don't know how we became such fast friends, but she's always sweet and giving me four gifts in row. she usually says i'm always there for her, but i feel it's the other way around.

6. skye - she's really sweet when i see her and i love the way she looks, but we're not as close in terms of friendship yet.

7. olivia - i love how she goes on about certain things, but i feel like she's also looking out for me. even though we live close by, i never know where she is, so maybe it would help if she was where i could see her more often.

9. fang - i really like his colors! moved him in from the campsite in lieu of another cranky i wanted and i haven't regretted it since. he's usually carrying around his fishing rod, so it reminds me of the cranky in the acnl movie.

10. fuschia - i wanted her so bad but we just don't click. :< i don't know if it's because she seems irritated when i talk to her for only a little bit or what, but i wish she was a little nicer.

 

[Gummysaur]

This is in no order, lol. xD

1. Erik: This adorable deer was one of my originals and I love him to death. He has this AIR to him that I just love. I never knew he was so popular until my friend came to my town and was all "You have Erik :O" and such.

2. Curt: Another one of my originals. Who cares if he's a cranky, big bear? I love his color scheme and how fuzzy he looks. I love him and think he's boss.

3. Pippy: Yet another one of my originals. I LOVE this girl, even if she's not popular at all. She's one of my favorite villagers, she was the first one to sit on the bench I built. She's such a sweetheart!

4. Lily: Yet ANOTHER original. This is the last one, I swear. Unless you want me to include Claudia, who left ages ago. Anyway, I love Lily, she's so sweet and kind. Normals were always a favorite for me. She's always so happy to talk to me and she pings me all the time.

5. Rudy: At first, Rudy kind of creeped me out, but now I adore him and I'd be crushed if he left. He's so dramatic and funny, even if you yaks about his calves all the time!

6. Roald: I saw this guy in my campsite and thought he was absolutely adorable. I invited him in. I still haven't warmed up to him (He talked smack about Erik) but I think he's cute.

7. Gala: When Claudia left, Gala popped up. I was nervous she would be ugly but when I searched her up she was one of the cutest villagers I've ever seen. I sent Gala letters often, but our friendship is still just getting started.

8. Moe: THIS joker was forced on me through StreetPass! At first I was dismayed and I disliked him but now I think he's adorable. I just hate those eyes, and how they take up his whole face! xD

9. Pashmina: Last but certainly not least, Pashmina! I love Pashmina. Even though her name is a bit odd and random, I love her, she's the best goat IMO. I loved her outfit and believe it or not I actually like the Uchis (except when they get annoyed at you when you compliment their house).

 

[Konekoneko]

Oh fun!!

Ankha- oh ankha my beautiful ankha <3 she was one if my first villigers and has been my favorite since. She is soooooo cute. She will never leave!!

Deirdre- a cute little deer! How can you not love her? She's adorable. She's super sweet too. I really hate her catchphrase "whatevs" I think that's really annoying. She's too sweet to say something like that! Her lips are Kinda weird too lol I wish they were different because then she'd be even cuter. I love her tho and don't want her to leave.

Coco- She's adorable. I seriously love how she has no eyes lol I think it's creepy. And creepy and cute together are my favorite thing ever. So she's perfect! Keeping her forever!

Lopez- one of my first ones too! He's cute and nice. I like him but I might have him move out to get my dream town. Sorry Lopez.

Bob- he's pretty cute and nice. I think he has a crush on me lol. He said he liked me and keeps giving me presents. Thanks bob! But same as Lopez. Might have him move to get one of my dreamies.

Kitt- she's alright. I like her baby haha. She's nice and at least not ugly! But if she asks to move it'll be a yes.

Static- he's alright. I think he's kinda ugly but for a cranky illiterate he's really nice! Would let him move tho.

Bangle- not sure if I should include her cause she's moving tomorrow haha. But she's rally sweet. Couldn't tell what she was tho and it looks like a dude. I still can't believe it's a girl.

Lunan- lastly this koala thing. He's ugly I want him out as soon a possible. At least he's not rude. But I hope he's the next one to move.

 

[Li'lE23]

1. Diana. She was one of my starting villagers and I think she's absolutely adorable. I also quite like the snooty personality, and I don't know, I just love her!
2. Flo. She's the only villager who's given me her picture so far. She also is just so cute and funny.
3. Alfonso. I love his personality and his house. And he's an alligator, so he looks awesome!
4. Phil. He's a purple ostrich, which is amazing. He also always dances for me and makes up funny words.
5. Monty. Ever since Daisy asked me if I was worried about his future, I've loved him. He just seems really funny to me, and cute.
6. Daisy. Although I think the normal personality is a bit boring, her simple looks and space themed house make me not want her to move out ever. I also sent her a mop once to symbolize Moppina, and she put it in her house!
7. Winnie. She was in my CF town, so I still love her. But she just doesn't seem colorful enough to be a peppy.
8. Apollo. Again, had him in my CF town. But he's just kinda boring to me.
9. Gloria. I got her from street pass. She may seem horrible, but I don't despise her. But it gets boring having two snooty villagers in my town.

 

[captainabby]

1. Bluebear - she is so cute and so much fun to talk too. I love her so much.

2. Lobo - I've had him since I started the game and he always says the nicest things to me. I love having him around.

3. Pudge - He is literally the cutest little bear ever. He reminds me of Winnie the Pooh.

4. Wolfgang- I was so mad when he showed up because I didn't want another wolf but I ended up loving him. He used to have the coolest shirt and now he replaced with an ugly one. I haven't talked to him very much yet but hes really cool.

5. Gladys/Celia - I used to love Celia but now I don't really care about her. Celia and Gladys are so similar. I don't have a strong opinion of them.

6. Kyle - Sigh. Kyle is really annoying. I either love him or hate him.

7. Timbra - Shes growing on me but I don't like her very much. I'm really hoping she will leave.

8. Beardo - Beardo the weirdo. Enough said.

 

[kerryelizabeth]

Okay it's going to be really tough putting them in rank O.O I'll start at the bottom and work my way up to first place. So, I'll be starting at number 10, my least favourite.

10. Cookie. I was in a rush to get a peppy because I wanted the fairy tale bridge unlocked. I don't like the peppy personality, it irritates me, and I don't particularly like her aesthetically either. I only have two more peppy PWPs to unlock though then she will be moving out, and I know a few people who would like her, so at least she'll be going to a good home. She was the first villager to ever give me her picture without having to move out first though, so for that I don't actually hate her

9. Lolly. I used to adore Lolly. Now she's sort of... becoming more plain as the days go on, I guess, after seeing other villagers' designs and such. I just think there are some really stunning normals out there and Lolly has sort of dropped on the list. She will be given away for free at some point though. Some point very soon, considering she's moving out in four days. She will be replaced with Marina :3

8. Ankha. I have no problem with Ankha at all. She's just the newest resident of Albion so I haven't had the chance to grow attached to her yet. She's definitely very interesting aesthetically speaking though, and I love the snooty personality, so I'm sure I'll grow to love her. She has an awesome house, too :3

7. *insert tumbleweed* Wow this is tough. I'm gonna say... Fuchsia. Because, I adore her, but I already have her picture so I feel like I'm ready to let her move on now. Replace her with another uchi. Then again, I don't really like many other uchi's. So it's a case of her staying around to unlock the last uchi PWP that I need, which is why she's only number 7. I love her, she's just ready to move on now.

6. I'm going to say Stitches. He's the cutest little stuffmuffin. But I have Lucky now as a lazy and I just like him more. Little mummy dog, what's not to love? So Stitches, as cute as he is, has taken a bit of a backseat. I still adore him, just not quite as much as Lucky, which is why he's been bumped down a few places.

5. Lucky. Don't hate me, Lucky! I adore you, I just haven't had the chance to get to know you properly yet because you only moved in a week or so ago. You haven't even given me a nickname yet. But you're definitely awesome. Yeah, Lucky would be about halfway. Will definitely be one of the top when I get to know him a bit more though. And it's weird saying you're getting to know a pixel animal lol.

4. Lopez. Wonderful personality (smug) and he makes me laugh so much. Especially because I made his greeting Gangnam style. It just seemed to fit his personality haha. I don't see him very often though. He's always going about his travels. I wish he was around more often Although he did surprise me at home the other day, which was nice ^_^

3. Bam. I really did not like jock villagers before Bam, or Bam all that much when he first moved in, but he's so awesome. There is nothing about Bam I don't like, so I'll move on very quickly from him.

2. Whitney. Purrdy snooty wolf. I've already said I love the snooty personality, and wolves are my favourite IRL animal, so this was a no brainer really ^_^

1. Wolfgang. What more is there to say, other than cranky is the best personality, and wolves are my favourite animals? He was also the first villager to EVER give me a picture in any animal crossing game and I've had him on every AC game I've ever owned. So he has to be my number one.

Phew, that was exhausting.

 

[Dembonez19]

Seeing as the majority of my villagers are dreamies, you're going to see a lot of gushing over my town. Heh.


10. Zell - He moved in without me really wanting him to. Since he just arrived, I don't have much of an opinion, but I'll try for his pic at least.

09. Coach - I like Coach a lot. He moved into one of the most perfect spots in town, but I'm ready to send him on his way. He's a pseudo-dreamy, but I'm ready to make room for the real things. Hopefully they move into where he was. My biggest worry about letting him go is that no one will want to take him. He does deserve a good home because he's way cuter than people give him credit for in my opinion.

08. Fauna - My only remaining original. She and Walker were my favorites of the first five. I liked Walker more, but I let him go hoping to receive a dreamy in the process. Didn't work out, so I'm holding onto Fauna for dear life until I'm finally ready to let her go to someone else. It's nice to have one of the originals still.

07. Boone - Boone was in my City Folk town originally but decided to move unexpectedly. I didn't know whether I wanted to try and get him again or not in New Leaf since he kinda "broke my heart" in City Folk. I went for it though. He appeared in my campsite twice, so I took it as a sign and asked him to move in the second time I saw him since I had room then. It's nice to see him and Rowan together again.

06. Marshal - A friend of mine reserved Marshal for me, and he finally decided to move! I love this little squirrel with a grumpy face. When I first saw his picture before the game released in America, I thought for sure he'd be cranky. Turns out I was wrong, but I love him all the same.

05. Flora - How cool is it to have a flamingo in Animal Crossing now?! I love Flora! The only downside is that she's peppy. The only female personality type I really like is snooty. Funnily enough, I hate pink villagers for the most part too, but Flora's cool factor boosts her up. She defeats the odds with me.

04. Gwen - I've never had Gwen in any of my towns, but I've always liked her. In City Folk, if I would see her in the city, I'd push her down to the bus stop like all of my other favorites, and she is easily one of the best villagers to arrive in my New Leaf town. Even though she wasn't the only snooty in my town when she arrived, she came across much sassier than the other. From then on, I was hooked. I go to her for the gossip because this game is lacking drama. I need my dose of Gwen pretty much everyday.

03. Rizzo - My first animal buddy ever! Rizzo was in my friend's GameCube town, and because my friend hated him, I started loving Rizzo out of spite. THEN I started liking him for real! He fits my version of cute, and the fact that he's a cranky mouse makes him all the more fun.

02. Rowan - The fact that he moved in directly behind Re-Tail is why he is number two. He was my best friend in City Folk, so I HAD to have him in New Leaf too. There was just no question about it. He will most likely follow me in future games as well as long as I can help it. It's something about him that's just so cool. I wish Nintendo would give him Aloha K.K. back though. K.K. Love Song does not suit him.

01. Beau - He is number one only because it took forever to find someone willing to let me have him. I was ripped off six times because I wanted Beau, and it hit me that I obviously liked him a lot if I were willing to go through all of that trouble just to have him. He's adorable, and he's currently my next-door neighbor. I see him first everyday, and I couldn't have asked for a better one.

 

[Megan.]

1. Beau
2. Bam
3. Zell
4. Diana
5. Merengue
6. Fauna
7. Fuchsia
8. Marshal
9. Whitney
10. Rosie

 

[Nyanako]

Oh, this is kind of a tough one, hm...
1. Julian/Goldie- I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so they're tied. I got really lucky with Julian, who was my first villager to move in (and by chance, too.) It took me maybe a day or two to get used to him, but from then on, I've loved him so much!
As for Goldie, I've loved her since City Folk, where she lived right next to my house. She was the one villager I really remembered from past games and stuff, and so she was my first and only really wanted dreamie (as in, there are other villagers I like and think it would be nice to have, but, she was the only one I really, reall, REALLY wanted.) My friend esc helped me get her a while back (which I'm still really grateful for!) and I still love Goldie! She's just so cute!
2.Aurora- Aurora bumped high up on this list thanks to the fact she gave me her picture earlier today (my first villager picture too!) I was thinking of moving her out for a while, but now I really want to keep her. She's really cute, and she was my second villager to move in! She's such a little sweetie!
3. Blaire- I've had her since the beginning! She wasn't always my favorite, but I've liked her for the most part, and when she tried to move away (and she was the first one to try, when I didn't really know how the moving system worked), I got really sad. Luckily, I managed to get her to stay. I was really surprised to find out she was a Snooty, because she didn't remind me of how they usually speak from what I remembered of said personality type.
4. Deirdre- She was almost at a tie with Blaire, but, Blaire's seniority pushed her a bit higher up. For the longest time, I wasn't too keen on her, but lately, she's really been growing on me the more I've talked to her. It might just be the fact she's the only Uchi I've really encountered, but I really like her now!
5. Peanut- For the longest time, Peanut probably would've been number two on this list. She's the only other villager who's been with me since the beginning. I haven't really talked to her much lately, which has caused her to go down on this list a bit (it may also be the fact that I got another peppy when Peanut had been the only one.)
6. Whitney- Whitney is one of my more recent move-ins, and by streetpass too. I really expected it to be a villager I really didn't want (since Al and Monique had moved in the same way), and I was really surprised when I saw it was Whitney's plot! However, she messed up the placement for a certain villager's house, which I wanted in a certain spot, but she was too close to said spot; that made her drop down the list quite a bit. She's up for move right now, but I haven't found anyone to take her yet...
7. Bluebear/Colton- Another tie. These two... I'm pretty indifferent about them. I had wanted Colton for a long time (because of Julian), but, I'm used to only having one Smug, I went through a lot of trouble to get a Colton, and Whitney messed up his house placement.
Bluebear, on the other hand, I had gotten down to eight villagers, and I randomly came across Bluebear in my camp site. I had seen a few pictures of her before online, and although I didn't have a strong desire to have her as a villager, I got her because; a, she was cute and I wouldn't mind having her as a villager, and b, there's a strong chance I would like her more than a possible random move-in villager.
8. Bree- I'm pretty indifferent to her as well, but the difference with her is that she majorly messed up the symmetry of an area of my town, which pissed me off a good bit. Funny thing is, I was thinking about maybe getting her one day, but, that's in the past now.

 

[Pixlplume]

Okay, let's work this favourite list! With a new batch of villagers, this should be interesting for me.

10. Midge: Asides from the fact that I will always compare her to Marge Simpson, I got nothing. She's still moving in.

9. Chief: Let's talk about Chief, shall we? In Wild World, I was blown away when I first saw another villager move in. When I saw that his name was Chief, I thought he was the actual chief of the town, and that he was coming back from his travels or something. But when I visited him, I instantly loved the guy! He looked like a Chief, and he had me fooled for the first few days (hey I was still learning how the game worked). He was always the one to cause trouble, and be very wise all at the same time.

But one fateful day, my sister decided to write him: "I love you Chief!"
He moved out the very next day.

But that was then and this is now. I haven't seen much of Chief in town (with school and all). Additionally, he's the newcomer to Pacaland. He's got a lot of work to do if he wants to become head honcho (and he won't fool me this time)

8. Apple: She's a cute, pink hamster who loves to eat apples (I bet all of the apple trees are afraid of her). She absolutely stole my heart when she first moved into my town. I was so excited to have her move in. But my biggest issue with Apple is this: where are you?

It's so hard for me to find her, and it's not just because she's super tiny. I have no idea where she goes half the time. I just assume that she's at the museum or something. Having said that, when I do see her, she's an absolute firecracker. Extremely sassy, extremely peppy, and she has extremely squishy cheeks! <3
But that's probably where all of her apples are.

7. Aurora: She's the third penguin to move into Pacaland (Gwen and Iggly are the other two), and are currently tied with the number of sheep. But focusing back on Aurora, she's not so much of a motherly type, but more of a socialite who doesn't need to draw attention to herself. But who can't help but look at Aurora?

She was the only camper I've ever recruited and I don't regret it one bit. She gave me her snow globe, and she tucked herself into the south-east corner of Pacaland; right next to the cliff. I would love to go swimming with Aurora, she seems like a good swimming buddy (plus the water's getting cold)

In terms of what she's lacking... just show some more emotion. Get mad for once. Seriously.

6. Bree: Poor Bree, she can never catch a break, can she? Despite numerous villagers moving out of my town, she has still yet to move up the ladder of popularity in my town. She has the disease which I like to call LOLLYITIS

In case if you're curious,
Lollyitis: Cute, but boring.

She's a snooty, I expect you to act like one. I mean, she's really nice and at first it was sweet, but come on! Be mean! Didn't Gwen teach you anything? At first it was alright, but now, if another snooty moves in, I'll be fine with getting rid of you.

But Bree definitely has her moments. She's very judgmental, and she's the one who gossips the most. But then again, who's her competition? Plus, she's one of the only originals remaining in my town. I will give her one thing, she hasn't changed from Wild World at all. AT ALL.

5. Frita: She's fitting in quite nicely into Pacaland. She's the villager which required the most effort to move in. So many days spent lurking through the forums. But I don't regret it one bit. She's provided the attitude that this town desperately needed. But at the same time, she doesn't put me off (unlike nightshade muffy). The reason? She's french fries with a hamburger on the side, duh! I think that if I had more time to play, I would definitely like her even more.

At least she got the award for favourite female villager in my town (replacing Wendy, my first sheep)

4. O'Hare: Otherwise known as O'Hara, or "O'Hare No". Alright, enough with the bad names. O'Hare is one of those villagers you can't help but gravitate towards. He's one of the most charismatic villagers in Pacaland, and he knows how to work it everyone in town; even me!

With the first day or so, he asked if he could come to my house and we had a blast! I definitely will not be letting this guy out of my site. He's my south neighbour, just a walk across the bridge, and there he is! I love O'Hare! (and his cute little hat)

3. Alfonso: What a long journey we've had together... I never thought I'd love Alfonso as much as I do now. His fascination with superheroes, lounging, and food has created this sweet and lovable character for me. He was one of the three guests at my birthday party last week, and he always looks so dashing in that dress shirt pattern; it suits him so well!

But as for him as an important player to the town, I seldom see him nowadays. Maybe he's stilling recovering from his closest friend moving out of town just a couple of days ago (Gayle). But he's never at home. It's this recurring pattern which I cannot find any of my villagers anymore, what is going on? Maybe he went to shop for some ice cream. Wwhere can you buy a tub of ice cream on main street?

Joking aside, I think in terms of lazy villagers, he's one of the best. My only fear for him is if I ever decide to hunt for Filbert. Then he's got competition. But for now, he's definitely staying for many months to come! <3

2. Iggly: Surprised to see a jock up so high on the list? Well don't be.
I really don't consider the jocks as one of the worst type of villagers. Sure, they constantly talk about their muscles and working out a good 'smell'... but Iggly has always been a favourite for the penguins in my eyes. The only other penguin which I can compare him to is Roald. I think Iggly would win though; his eyes aren't budging out of his face.

To point out some of the reasons I like him so much. He was the first villager ever to give me his picture; even before Katie! He also visits me the most, despite the distances between our abodes. And he's never short of spunk, super energetic all the time!
I think that there's only one thing keeping me from making him number one.

His whirlpool tub. Let me soak my buns in there, you've had it long enough. Granted I did sell his sloppy sofa at Re-Tail... maybe he's worried I'll sell his tub too.

And the moment we've all been waiting for...

1. ZELL: There's no doubt in my mind that I am in love with this guy! Lemme just skip the sappy story and jump straight to the reasons!
1) He hosted my birthday party, and got me a birthday hat!
2) He lives right next to me in my Zen Garden area (just the two of us)
3) He's really fun to be with. He loves anime dance tunes, he tends to ramble on too much, and he can be quite confusing as well! Basically, he reminds me of myself.

I am so glad that I met Zell. <3

 

[Olivur]

Don't be offended k.

Bruce- He's a player. Plays on Gwen and Tangy a lot. If ya know what I mean. He's a cool bro, though.

Gwen- I hate her, she's a little *****. She always steals my spot on the benches when I try to hang with Bruce and I hate the way she wobbles awkwardly and looks fat when I talk to her on the bench. She always steals my bro Bruce on nights I plan to hang out with him.

Tangy- She's a babe. I like to put my tongue in the holes that are all over her face because she tastes like oranges. And I like oranges. And especially her tail, that tastes like oranges, too.

Kitt- Pregnant babes are hot too, I guess.

Pecan- She's hot, but she can be a little ***** sometimes. I made a garden of roses and she had to be a little ***** about it and ruin the whole garden by planting an ugly daisy on the side while I was gone. When I came back, the daisys made babies and it was too late. My garden was ruined. I hate her but I like her at the same time because her tail is nice and big.

Bob- I can't tell if he's gay, or actually a girl.

Pierce- Obviously has a crush on Kitt. He's always stalking her around town and such. I think he's a fetish for pregnant women. I hate how he's always an ******* about being fit and stuff. Every time he see's me, he says "Do you even lift, bro?" Makes me want to drown him in the pond in his backyard.

This one black pig I forgot her name- I think she's yummy because she's black and pure bacon.

This one red ugly chicken- I hate him because he moved right in front of my god **** house.

 

[Amyy]

Don't be offended k.

Bruce- He's a player. Plays on Gwen and Tangy a lot. If ya know what I mean. He's a cool bro, though.

Gwen- I hate her, she's a little *****. She always steals my spot on the benches when I try to hang with Bruce and I hate the way she wobbles awkwardly and looks fat when I talk to her on the bench. She always steals my bro Bruce on nights I plan to hang out with him.

Tangy- She's a babe. I like to put my tongue in the holes that are all over her face because she tastes like oranges. And I like oranges. And especially her tail, that tastes like oranges, too.

Kitt- Pregnant babes are hot too, I guess.

Pecan- She's hot, but she can be a little ***** sometimes. I made a garden of roses and she had to be a little ***** about it and ruin the whole garden by planting an ugly daisy on the side while I was gone. When I came back, the daisys made babies and it was too late. My garden was ruined. I hate her but I like her at the same time because her tail is nice and big.

Bob- I can't tell if he's gay, or actually a girl.

Pierce- Obviously has a crush on Kitt. He's always stalking her around town and such. I think he's a fetish for pregnant women. I hate how he's always an ******* about being fit and stuff. Every time he see's me, he says "Do you even lift, bro?" Makes me want to drown him in the pond in his backyard.

This one black pig I forgot her name- I think she's yummy because she's black and pure bacon.

This one red ugly chicken- I hate him because he moved right in front of my god **** house.

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