Riddle me stupid

Pyrozanryu said:
CherryTree said:
quincify said:
Lobo99 said:
duh the match

wat is greater than god, more evil than the devil,and if u eat it u will die?
Oh nvm someone got it
Nothing.

2 guys are dead in a submarine underwater. They appeared to be playing cards. One man has a bullet in his head. The guy with the bullet in his head had won the game of cards. What happened?
errr you didnt answer my one
Sorry about that. The answer is E.
 
Pyrozanryu said:
Zac19 said:
nothing

which one is faster cold or hot
hot since you can catch a cold but you cant catch a hot.
what kills like a knife but leaves no fingerprints or murder weapon?
an icicle because it melts away after you use it :veryhappy:
 
a towel

if Timmy has 2 pies and eats 2 pies, what does Timmy have now?
 
Lobo99 said:
a towel

if Timmy has 2 pies and eats 2 pies, what does Timmy have now?
A stomach ache?

What gets shorter as it gets older? (not a living thing)
 
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