Wincing as I move my leg, I start looking for a way out. The hole is deep enough that I wouldn't even be able to get out if my leg wasn't in piercing pain.
I take a walk and find a chaingun on the ground. "Hey hey, what's this?" I laugh. I pick it up, making sure it works. "You and me, we're gonna be good friends." I tell the gun.
Even though I see someone who could potentially rescue me, I scowl in their direction and my temper gets the better of me.
"Come to laugh at me, have you?"
I look around. There doesn't seem to be anything I can use to get her out. "Uh..." A small tree is nearby. Maybe I could have her grab onto it? I think. Going with that plan, I set the base of the tree on fire and pick it up. "Grab onto this." I stick it into the pit.