"Keep your pants on. Literally, please. Shirtless guys are okay BUT PANTLESS ARE NOT."
"You picked that up from the water...." I look down to the bottoms of my trousers (I imagine Helix had Jean on his shoulders XD) and they are covered in dirt and little bugs. "Arghhhhhh!" I get the temptation to rip my pants off, but decide that might not be the best idea.
(When Jean takes off his jeans, he becomes Boxer.#badjokes)
(When Jean takes off his jeans, he becomes Boxer.#badjokes)