[Roleplay] The Aftermath

[toxapex]

(Jean is a dude.)

(I think they were talking about Sai, not Jean)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I faintly hear somebody say I'm kinky or something like that. I don't recognize the voice "Who's that?" I ask. "...And what the hell, man?"

"Well, she said she sat on your... Never mind." I say. "I'm Jean."

- - - Post Merge - - -

(I think they were talking about Sai, not Jean)

(So many characters, I get confused. )

 

[Beary]

"I was a wolf. And he was pissing me off. So I sat on his face. And NO, we are not whatever you were going to say."
"Ans Ram you have problems." I retort. "He's not a lord, nor a fossil."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"O..............Kay.........." I say and avert my eyes awkwardly as she shouts at me. "I didn't know."

 

[Naiad]

(( Yeah, Sai is the 'healer' of the group ^w^ ))

I wince as the pain courses through me once again. God, healing can be a pain in the ass.
When I open my eyes, the holes in his stomach have closed, and 6 bullets lie on the ground beside him.
"You okay, Mr. Lord Helix?"

 

[toxapex]

I feel a bit better after the healing takes effect, but I still feel very weak. Then I realize the other pain in my stomach isn't from the bullets, it's hunger. "Guys," I say, sitting up. "I found a restaurant full of frozen food down the street. I think I'm literally starving, so maybe we should go loot that."

 

[Jawile]

"He is Helix Fossil's incarnate form, he told me!" I say.

 

[Naiad]

I nod, "Jean can heat it up for us."

 

[Beary]

"He was lying, so you would listen to him." I roll my eyes. "Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you.."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Mmmmmmm... Food..." I mutter with my tongue sticking out. I haven't eaten in days.

 

[Naiad]

I look at Ans Ra and frown, "Ans, can you tell me exactly where you grew up? And explain your religion?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I nod, "Jean can heat it up for us."

"That's if I don't overheat it and turn it into a BBQ'd lump of coal." I say.

 

[nard]

I hear someone say something about food, then my hunger gets to me. Mmm, delicious..

 

[Beary]

"I don't need anything, I at a chunk of meat that Sage threw on the ground. And before you ask, as a wolf."

 

[toxapex]

"Okay then, it's settled. It's a take-out joint called... uh... Grill... Aficionado...? No, that's not right... uhm... uh-oh."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I jump up. "That's it, I can't wait any longer! All aboard the food train!" I make a run for the door (are we inside?) but then I back up towards the others. "Erm.... Which way was it again?"

 

[Jawile]

"Blasphemy!" I shout. "But, anyways, I grew up in Cairo, Egypt, but my religion isn't exactly from there..." I explain. "My Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather, Aions, made a religion called Helixism. Helix Fossil is our God, and Dome Fossil is our devil."

 

[toxapex]

"Just give me a second. I know it's on this street. It's... oh! Deep-fry Savant." I look for that sign.

 

[Beary]

My god, I'm starting to have feelings for this idiot. His insanity is contagious.
In my uncomfortable state, I don't even notice that I've changed back into a wolf, and when I start to speak, a loud bark issues forth instead of words. Oops.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I notice people going on about a so called 'helix fossil'. Well. I clap my hands together. It looks like I am the only sane one here. I turn around to become face to face with a big dirty window. "Yahhh!" I cut off then act like it never happened and try to back away. "Can we go soon?" Nope. I was wrong. We are all insane.