[Roleplay] The Rebuilding - Continuation of The Aftermath

[Beary]

I get ushered back to the medical center where they take my stitches out.
Afterwards, they plop me in a wheelchair and send me out to 'entertain myself'.

 

[Naiad]

"... It. Stops. Sage. From. Getting. Pregnant. She's too young to be a mother." I pull up a PowerPoint. "Since videos aren't working for you, a PowerPoint is in order."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I look around to find myself walking around with no aim. "I need something to do..." I find the library and pick up a stranded book. "Hmmmm, what's this?" 50 Shades of Grey? "Is this a book about painting or something?"

 

[toxapex]

"I know that it does THAT..." I say. "I just don't know how it works... how does it stop Sage from getting pregnant?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

After a solid hour or so reading, I shut the book and sink down into my seat like a brick. "So THATS how you... I HAVE been doing it wrong..." I take out a pen and some paper. I need to find Carmen and tell him!

 

[Naiad]

"... Alright. So there's a sperm and an egg..."

(( LOLNO
I'M NOT ACTUALLY TYPING ALL OF THIS OUT
**** THAT **** ))

 

[Beary]

I munch on a sandwich.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I walk into the food hall and approach Carmen with a confident look. "Wolf Boy!" I grin happily and fold my arms before passing him the paper. "I need you to get me these." (Just imagine what is on that list........)

 

[Beary]

Quickly scanning the list, I fall out of my chair.
"YOU WANT WHAT?!"

 

[toxapex]

"So you put the thing on your... But then won't it... Ew..." I shrink back a little and put the bag down.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"What?!" I say and scratch my head. "I was told they're GOOD!" Or at least the book says so... It's not like I have much experience to know what's right and wrong.

 

[Beary]

"THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
I throw the list back at him.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"B-B-B-But the b-b-book s-said... Wait I thought that was... Normal... And I had been... Doing it wrong..." I start to blush and play with my fingers.

 

[Beary]

"What..book?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I find the book I was carrying and bring it back to him, sitting next to him. "It says it's normal..."

 

[Naiad]

".... You either use protection or don't **** at all."

 

[Beary]

"GAAAAH! That's the dirtiest and sickest book in existence.."
I throw it.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"NO! THE BOOK!" I watch it fly across the room. I blush and fold my arms. "...I just... Wanted to... Impress you..."

 

[Beary]

"...handing me porn isn't a way to impress me.."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"........ I wasn't implying about the book itself........"