Giveaway Rose Giveaway! Tell me a funny joke and if I laugh you'll win!

[XeroRain]

Just wanted to something fun and give back to the community! xD


If you win, I'll either give you a black roses or pink roses or orange roses or purple roses! or any color cosmos, It's your choice!

I'll be picking a winner for like every 10 posts! uwu

 

[mapleshine]

So I was at the bank today and an old lady asked my to check her balance.

So, I pushed her over. aha ha ha.

 

[sheepie]

oooh okay i'll give it a try!

what did the horse say when it fell down?

Spoiler

"i've fallen and i cant giddy-up!"
...i'll excuse myself now haha

 

[RookThe1st]

A bean says to another bean, "How you bean?".

 

[Jhin]

A snake walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "how the hell did you do that?"

 

[krystwal]

what does a panda use to cook?
a PAN, duh..

 

[Audrey Marie]

did you here about the kidnapping at school?


dont worry he woke up

 

[Bowden]

I couldn't get any bread in the supermarket today so I went to the park and threw I.O.U's to the ducks.

 

[Allytria]

What do you find in a ghost's nose?






BOOgers

 

[Variety.Gamer 4438]

ooh I love this.

How about:

I guess the government really played their Trump card when they decided to impeach the president!

 

[coldfront]

An American cat called One Two Three, a Spanish cat called Uno Dos Tres and a French cat called Un Deux Trois entered a triathlon, running, cycling, and then swimming.
At the finish line, the German cat comes first, the American cat second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

Turns out Un Deux Trous Quatre Cinque!

 

[Chloebug44]

Coronavirus "joke" : I don't care if they shutdown I'm still going outside, this isn't Birdbox.



What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

 

[Bowden]

If I'm allowed one entry per the 10 posts: If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

 

[Khaelis]

The only good jokes I know aren't very PG-13...

 

[Mix]

This isn't really like the punchline-type of joke, but one time while playing Pokemon my friend asked me to trade with him. I was like, "Sure! Okay, I'll give you one of my breedjects."

He gave me a Wailord nicknamed "ur mom" :/ and attached a burn heal to it. It's still sitting in my PC box to this day.

 

[biibii]

what do you call a boomerang that wont come back?




a stick.

 

[karleraven]

What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

 

[Radda]

What is beethoven currently doing right now?

Decomposing.

 

[Crawkey]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. :^]

 

[abhelcenteno]

Me: Knock Knock

You: Who's there?

Me: Britney Spears

You: Britney Spears Who?

Me: Britney Spears....

You: ...

Me: Ooops! I did it again