Giveaway Rose Giveaway! Tell me a funny joke and if I laugh you'll win!

[SCORPA15]

What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?


It became a bronze fish.

 

[savan1]

Yesterday my wife asked me for her lipstick and I accidentally handed her a glue stick. She must be really angry because she still isn't speaking to me!

 

[XeroRain]

oooh okay i'll give it a try!

what did the horse say when it fell down?

Spoiler

"i've fallen and i cant giddy-up!"
...i'll excuse myself now haha

LOL I hearby declare you the second winner because that was funny af p: Tell me what rose you'd like!

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what does a panda use to cook?
a PAN, duh..

OH REALLY? YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME I hearby delcare you a winner too! PM me and tell me what rose you'd like p:

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So I was at the bank today and an old lady asked my to check her balance.

So, I pushed her over. aha ha ha.

You're a winner too, because I hate boomers. LOL

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What is beethoven currently doing right now?

Decomposing.

DAMN BRO OKAY YOU WIN TOO.

 

[mapleshine]

LOL I hearby declare you the second winner because that was funny af p: Tell me what rose you'd like!

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OH REALLY? YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME I hearby delcare you a winner too! PM me and tell me what rose you'd like p:

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You're a winner too, because I hate boomers. LOL

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DAMN BRO OKAY YOU WIN TOO.

Hahahaha yay thanks!! Glad you enjoyed!
Are you free right now?

 

[XeroRain]

What do you find in a ghost's nose?






BOOgers

LOL Now I'm just imagining the snap chat ghost, with a dripping nose, you win too! xD

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Hahahaha yay thanks!! Glad you enjoyed!
Are you free right now?

Yup! Tell me what Rose you'd like and PM me a dodo code so I can drop it into your town :3

 

[mapleshine]

LOL Now I'm just imagining the snap chat ghost, with a dripping nose, you win too! xD

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Yup! Tell me what Rose you'd like and PM me a dodo code so I can drop it into your town :3

I'd love some pink roses! I need to do a software update, so I'll PM you with the code shortly~

 

[sheepie]

yay! i'd like a pink rose please! ^^

 

[XeroRain]

yay! i'd like a pink rose please! ^^

Sure thing! PM me your code, and I'll bring one to you :3

 

[Strahberri]

So this guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders 10 shots. He starts drinking them super fast in quick succession, drawing attention from the bartender. He walks over to the man and says "Why are you drinking those so fast?" The man says "If you had what I have, you'd be drinking them this fast too." The bartender says "oh, I'm sorry man, what do you have?" The man takes a look at the door, looks back at the bartender, and says, "two quarters"

 

[nekomee]

I island mate told me I planted the wrong flowers!!!!

Oopsie Daisy!

 

[xnancyxkillzx]

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!


HAHAHAHA

 

[Trix]

Why did Tortimer pay the wrong price for the limited-time Gracie glasses?


Because he couldn't see the Label!


[sub]it was an attempt[/sub]

 

[Allytria]

Yay! Let me know when I can get them c:

 

[Radda]

LOL I hearby declare you the second winner because that was funny af p: Tell me what rose you'd like!

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OH REALLY? YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME I hearby delcare you a winner too! PM me and tell me what rose you'd like p:

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You're a winner too, because I hate boomers. LOL

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DAMN BRO OKAY YOU WIN TOO.

Thank you! Glad my joke was somewhat funny HAHA, let me know whenever you're free and if you want any pansies or hyacinths in exchange!

 

[SkyeLuver1234]

Here I go. Made this one myself.

Jeff and Geoff were best friends; in fact, they were each other's only friend seeing as they were incredibly rude and intolerant.

Some called them homophobes, others called them homophones.

 

[kayleee]

Where does the king keep his armies?

Spoiler

in his sleevies lmao

 

[Paperboy012305]

I don't know if this counts as a joke, but i'll give it a shot. It made my mother laugh, best part, she didn't turn it into a lecture.

"If food competed in a footrace, do they become unhealthy because they're "Fast Food"?"

 

[PugLovex]

just pushed a blind person off of a cliff, they didn’t see it coming though.

also, does anyone know if john’s milk booth is open yet? i’m a bit scared heard abe went there and never came back!

ok sorry i just like dark humor