Ruin the quote

[Peitharchia]

On this video game forum I use to go on there was a game where you'd quote what the above person says and change it and reply.
Poster 1 : I hate bananas
Poster 2 :

I love bananas

You are a banana
Poster 3 :

You are so weird

No, you are.

And so on. I hope you understand that? :s
I guess I'll start with this: ''I love alpacas''

 

[Flop]

''I love alpacas''

I absorb alpacas

 

[Peitharchia]

I absorb Magikarp

Magikarp is pretty cool.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Magikarp is pretty useless.

Alex is useless too.

 

[Peitharchia]

Fruit is useless too.

Fruit is healthy.

 

[Waluigi]

Fruit is healthy.

healthy is for dumbs

 

[SteveyTaco]

healthy is for dumbs

Healthy is for grandmas

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Weightlifting is for grandmas.

 

[Cariad]

Weightlifting is for grandmas.

Grandmas is for weightlifting,

 

[ShinySandwich]

I hate my grandma

How could you?

 

[Myst]

How could you?

I have my ways...

 

[Capella]

I have my ways...

I hate everyone in my way

 

[ShinySandwich]

youguys are playing this wrong LOL

 

[Naiad]

I love everyone in my life

My way is the best way

 

[ShinySandwich]

My mom is the worst mom

Yeah, your mom is the worst

 

[Capella]

Yeah, your mom is the worst

you're the worst
(is that right q.q)

 

[ShinySandwich]

you're the best
(is that right q.q)

I know, im the best sandwich of them all
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You need to edit the last user's quote xD

 

[420blazeityoloswag4jesus]

I know, im the best taco of them all
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You don't really need to edit the last user's quote xD

NO, I'm the best of all of you >.>

 

[Myst]

NO, I'm the best of all of you >.>

No one is the best. We are all equal.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

No one is the best. We are all potatoes.

Yes. We are all potatoes.