Ruin The Wish!

[Pondo]

(I apologize if this has been done before!)

✬ ✩ Every Wish Has A Price ✩ ✬

Rules are simple! You twist the user above you?s wish, and post your own, and so on and so forth.

Example :

User 1: I wish I had a car.
User 2: Your wish has been granted, but it?s a stolen car.

I wish I had shorter hair.

End example.

I wish animals could talk!

 

[Kamzitty]

Animals can talk, but they only yell loudly in the dead of night to scare you and are silent all other times by choice.

I wish I could teleport

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but you can only teleport 5 million miles above where you want to go.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, you wasted a wish. Congrats.

I wish my hands weren’t so cold.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but now they're on fire, and the fire is unable to be extinguished in any way, shape, or form.

I wish I could have some Oreos.

 

[amazonevan19]

Granted, but they're the disgusting banana split oreos

I wish Punchy would be lynched in the mafia game rn

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but Punchy never existed. Wait, who am I talking about? What's a Punchy?

I wish I had New Leaf and a working 3ds to play it on.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but it's the digital copy and it corrupts every week.

I wish to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but the microsecond you do anything, even breathe, you are instantly killed. Even if you're immortal.

I wish I had the ability to fill things.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but now you fill them too much, and they overflow.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but you're bored out of your mind half the time.

I wish I had a cup of coffee from Cumberland's.

 

[Dracule]

Granted, but Cumberland’s is secretly apart of the illuminati and you just got initiated into the order by that one cup.

I wish I was a bird goddess.

 

[dedenne]

Granted, but you turn out to be a male and become a bird god

I wish that it was half term already ;-;

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you get a failing grade

I wish I can sleep better

 

[calamitybot]

Granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish that I could lose some weight.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but you end up at a very unhealthily low weight.

I wish I could meet Waluigi irl

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But during the Go Kart Race you two take part in, he knocks you off the track suspended thousands of feet in the air!

I wish I had Time Travel Powers.

 

[Flare]

Granted but you'll never be able to return to your original timeline again.

I wish I had Telekinesis

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now you lift people at random.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted...you now have one more cent than you did beforehand.

I wish I had the ability to mess with time at will.