Ruin The Wish!

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but you accidentally prevent your birth.

I wish Scoot would finally move into my town.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but he completely messes up the way you were laying your town out.

I wish it didn't snow in late March in Ohio

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now it’s just hail, the size of softballs. Yaaaaay.

I wish blood wasn’t red.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but now blood is invisible, so you can't tell if you're coughing or puking blood. No ER for you!

I wish all illnesses, disorders, syndromes, etc. would no longer exist.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! You are now dead! Thereby all illnesses, disorders, syndromes, etc. no longer exist- for you!

I wish I was an Astronaut.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but solid debris is heading your way and there's no way to avoid it.

I wish spiders and other bugs/insects would stop making their way into my friggin' room!

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but you burn alive from accidentally piercing the bug spray. Shouldn'ta used an aerosol can!

On the subject of Scoot, I wish he was actually IN Wild World, and he would move in.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now frogs and lizards come through the nooks and crannies. Ribbit.

I wish I had friends irl (pathetic I know LOL).

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, you get sympathy! i don't have friends either

I wish I had a magical tin that automatically fills itself with cookie dough whenever it's empty.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, now frogs and lizards come through the nooks and crannies.

I'm actually okay with this, just as long as they're harmless and don't eat birbs.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but it will never be empty as it is impossible to completely remove every single atom from a space using our level of technology.

I wish I had a real life shiny Crobat.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! However the United States government then capture the species to conduct biological research on it in order to determine its threat to national security and its potential use as a weapon. You are not compensated for this either.

I wish for a hamburger.

 

[Flare]

Granted but it's contaminated.

I wish onions tasted good

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but everything that isn't onions taste like literal dog ****. Thanks a lot.

I wish I could decide what KK song to get next.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Seriously though, can you pick for me? I'm tied between Rider and Agent.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, because you already can. Except now you have to make requests using the 3ds microphone.

I wish rocks could be destroyed in New Leaf.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now your town has no rocks.

I wish my hair was longer.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but the time-space continuum has been destroyed due to a hair integer overflow.

I wish I had friends. ;-;

3ds microphone

Bruh, I don't have New Leaf. Or a 3DS. I'm playing an emulated Wild World.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now you have no friends. You used to though, meaning you had friends.

I wish I was an Overwatch grandmaster player.

Granted, now your town has no rocks.

Good. At this point I get nightmares from looking at one.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! You have mastered Overwatch! Congratulations! But your best character is now Bastion and choosing any other character causes you to lose Play of the Game as well as the match in general.

You're a Grandmaster of Overwatch - with Bastion!

I wish Aya Brea from Parasite Eve was in my town.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

God damn ninjas. My point still stands. OW is just TF2 with clone classes and asses.

Granted, but Resetti will never ever leave you alone, even if you save before quitting.

I wish I didn't get itches.

 

[Flare]

Granted but you now smell horrible forever.

I wish I could find a town map