SIMPSONS QUOTES, BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

[Beleated_Media]

Name any simpson quote!
Why?:BECAUSE AMERICA!
Ill begin: Ralph Wiggims: "I copied wrong! I used the Lisa name and the Ralph answers!

 

[Javocado]

I can't think of any quotes right now it's nuts haha.
I'm only thinking of favorite episodes and moments but uhhh, here's a funny one I heard during the 12-Day Marathon.

Homer: "Aw, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

 

[spCrossing]

It's been awhile since I last saw the Simpsons.
But this quote is hilarious.
"Oh my god...Space Aliens...Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, EAT THEM!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

Homer:Spoiler alert, All the food in those pictures is poop by now.

Episode:The Food Wife

 

[Javocado]

"Yvan Eth NioJ"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"Kids you tired your best, but you failed"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Ralph: 'Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.'

 

[Javocado]

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

 

[Beleated_Media]

"Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed. Dinner's in the oven. If you want some butter it's under my face."

- - - Post Merge - - -

*Looks at the simpsons marathon the whole time

 

[Javocado]

"I'm missing the Chili Cook-Off!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"The point of the dinosaurs is that no matter what an asteroid will kill us all. So we should party hard and wreck the place"
Bart Simpson

 

[Twinrova]

"Dirt, freeze-bag!" -chief wiggum
"Everythings coming up milhouse!"- milhouse

There's tonnes of simpson quotes that I love and those are two that I remember right now.

 

[Guero101]

"Doh!"

 

[lauraplays1]

"If I wrote everything down, then I'd have no time for punching!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"OH MY GOD THE DEAD HAS RISEN, AND THEIR VOTING REPUBLICAN"

 

[Javocado]

"If I wrote everything down, then I'd have no time for punching!"

"Hey, that's a good one. You should write that down."

 

[Beleated_Media]

"mmhm porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals"

 

[Javocado]

"The status quo? Ayy Carumba!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"You'll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel"

 

[lauraplays1]

"Hey, that's a good one. You should write that down."

"Rhh!" xD