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It wasn't long until a pot was discovered that held food crumbs. And lone and behold - the crumbs tasted exactly like Deluxe Tuna Bits! The various cats in the yard turned to
Dolby, the one who stayed near the Earthenware Pot the most, mewing various insults and slander to ward off the bad kitten from trying to steal any more of their generously donated food.
Dolby retreated in dismay.
But
Dolby isn't the kind to give up. Even when all blame was shifted onto him,
Chairman Meow was the kind to persevere. He trained hard in the kitty wars of '08, and he wasn't about to let himself waste away just because he was falsely accused of stealing what was so important to everyone else. He was going to find the true culprit, and he was going to get the truth exposed if that was the last thing he did. So he researched.
He braved the scorching deserts of Cathoolo. He ventured into the damp ruins of Nicaragua. He even navigated through the jungle that was Donald Trump's hair. And eventually, he found decisive evidence that he wasn't the kitten to blame - his final obstacle was a sky high pile of discarded Deluxe Tuna Bit cans - and his mortal enemy
Tubbs sat at the very top, waiting for his arrival. With a mighty mew,
Chairman Meow rushed forward, burying himself in the Deluxe Tuna Bits cans as it knocked
Panda1376 off of the throne.
Panda1376 fought hard for balance, but ended up falling backwards, right onto
Chairman Meow, killing them both on impact.
Dolby's brave efforts will always be remembered. He had knocked down the goliath known as
Panda1376, and you will always cherish him for that. You still have a picture of Chairman Meow hanging on your wall, right next to your picture of Snowball. He never made it obvious when he was with you, but he was a true hero, and you will always remember his valiant quest to dethrone
Tubbs' reign of terror.
TOWN WINS!
Panda1376:
Mafioso [Role PM]
Dolby:
Super Saint [Role PM]
Trundle:
Townie [Role PM]
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