Cetoddle769
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Last night as I was on a boat tour in the game, I made the biggest mistake of my life. I feel so bitter and stupid about what happened. I wish I had a time machine so I could change what happened.
I was on a carrot island, and I was despawning bugs so I could find a tarantula. I saw one up on the cliff, but I was too slow to catch it. As a result, it despawned. But that’s not even the worst of it. Noooo. Something really rare and much worse happened around 20 minutes later.
I saw two tarantulas at the same time.
And I failed to catch both of them.
When I got bit, I wanted to yell into my pillow and jump into a hole and die.
I made a tarantula trap on the beach, so I got out my net so both of them could chase me and I could catch both of them. So I ran to the trap, but they didn’t follow me. So I went back, and I made sure they both chased me. One of them jumped into the air and bit me.
I fainted. To rub salt in the wound, the other tarantula who didn’t bite me was hissing at me. It was like they were laughing at me while saying “Ha ha! You failed to catch both of us! You’re such a loser!”
They both despawned. Kappn’ woke me up and I was able to continue searching. But I never saw any more that night.
The most infuriating part about this was the fact that seeing two tarantulas or scorpions at the same time is extremely rare. Except when you’re on their respective islands, but it’s not the same. Who knows when I’ll have an opportunity like this again?
I need some hot angry extremely bitter coffee. I also took a picture of what happened. I’ll post it later. Has this happened to anyone else? If it has, it’ll make me feel less bad about what happened.
I was on a carrot island, and I was despawning bugs so I could find a tarantula. I saw one up on the cliff, but I was too slow to catch it. As a result, it despawned. But that’s not even the worst of it. Noooo. Something really rare and much worse happened around 20 minutes later.
I saw two tarantulas at the same time.
And I failed to catch both of them.
When I got bit, I wanted to yell into my pillow and jump into a hole and die.
I made a tarantula trap on the beach, so I got out my net so both of them could chase me and I could catch both of them. So I ran to the trap, but they didn’t follow me. So I went back, and I made sure they both chased me. One of them jumped into the air and bit me.
I fainted. To rub salt in the wound, the other tarantula who didn’t bite me was hissing at me. It was like they were laughing at me while saying “Ha ha! You failed to catch both of us! You’re such a loser!”
They both despawned. Kappn’ woke me up and I was able to continue searching. But I never saw any more that night.
The most infuriating part about this was the fact that seeing two tarantulas or scorpions at the same time is extremely rare. Except when you’re on their respective islands, but it’s not the same. Who knows when I’ll have an opportunity like this again?
I need some hot angry extremely bitter coffee. I also took a picture of what happened. I’ll post it later. Has this happened to anyone else? If it has, it’ll make me feel less bad about what happened.
