The Bell Tree Exchange Vending Machine

Captain Crazy Chicken

The bad guys are pirates?
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I think you get the point.

Stick an object in, the next poster sees something else come out

The 1st item I insert is...

...

...a piece of 8!
 
Pieces of pieces of eight. And possibly chocolate if it's a chocolate coin.

A dinosaur. Pick one and shove it in the vending machine.
 
What do you receive, OliverFanBoy4Evr?

You get...

A nasty MLP:FIM Fanfic in which Pinkie Pie kills Rainbow Dash!!



I'm putting a jug of milk inside!
 
You get a mutant candy bear that destroys the universe. Whoops.

I put in a lava lamp.
 
You get real lava. The machine breaks down, bursting the red-hot liquid rock everywhere, and before you can even run, your legs are incinerated. It's excruciating. Next is your pelvis. This is the worst pain you have ever experienced. As your internal organs burn to a crisp, you see the lava lamp you put in, floating by on a particularly thick piece of metal. Your screams fall onto deaf ears. Only the lava lamp can hear your suffering. Everything is getting dim. You see a bright light, but you can't distinguish if it's lava ... or a divine glow. Your head goes under. Your eyes are being singed through your eyelids. Lava begins to flow into your mouth and nose, but it's not making it to your lungs -- they're already gone. Surrounded in a scarlet inferno, you see nothing but white, hear nothing but boiling lava. And that's it.

EDIT: You get arrested for human trafficking.

I put in my writer's license. It's clear I don't need it anymore
 
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