The Bell Tree Exchange Vending Machine

[lazuli]

you get dave strider again

i insert a lowas salamander

 

[Nanobyte]

You get... more bloody remains?
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET OUT OF THERE?! I HAD TO KILL A LIZARD TO REACH THE EXIT!

I insert a strand of my hair.

 

[tumut]

You get.. a half eaten blueberry pop tart

I insert a 5$ gift certificate to The Cracker Barrel

 

[Nanobyte]

You get a cracker.

I take the half eaten blueberry poptart, eat it, and barf it out into the vending machine.

 

[tumut]

You get… A brand new set of tupperware
I insert my Grandfather's ashes. I crush the cracker in my hand while attempting to eat it, so I toss it in the vending machine with Grandpa Ralph's ashes.

 

[tumut]

bump

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You get the cracker's ashes with no sign of the ashes you originally put in.

I insert a thorny rose.

 

[Mercedes]

I got a thornless rose!
Insets beating heart

 

[Rasha]

I got a heart shaped ticking bomb (or just a bomb) XD

inserts a heart shaped box

 

[Nanobyte]

I got a heart shaped ticking bomb (or just a bomb) XD

inserts a heart shaped box

You get Juvia!

I insert a purple penguin's elbow.

 

[ellabella12345]

You get a purple penguin's arm

I put in a sushi

 

[pokedude729]

You get a live shark

I put in a copy of OoT Master Quest for th GameCube

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

What you get is the terrible PS3 port of TF2.

I insert the non-existent Mega Stone Rayquazanite.

 

[lazuli]

you get the equally non-existent fluorite octet belonging to marquise spinneret mindfang

i insert ahab's crosshairs

 

[alesha]

You get a ticket (the kind u get from cars)
I put in all the worlds oranges

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

You erase the meaning of life, since you removed the every color except blue from the spectrum, and life would no longer be colorful without them, thus forcing Kirby to take back the colors you stole, which are now in the hands of Drawcia, who's fixing to steal the color blue, too. Thanks, and have a nice day having blue as your only color.

I insert a last spark of hope, a tiny rainbow stone.