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What gender is Cal???
Cal is genderfluid. His assigned sex is up to you to decide on your own, if you so choose. However, it’s COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE STORY.
 
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Hi there fellow gamers. Oops, I forgot to take out the dog. I didn't know it was alive when it was playing dead, now that I think about it, I should check the dog just after I kill some evil demons who ate my chicken, my fabulous, delicious chicken. That was a horrible day of playing a boring game. Oh, we should've roasted some pink squishy puffballs over the fire before we add the noodles. I love squishy onions with crusty chocolate ice cream. The demon looked very sexy, so I smacked it on its butt with a giant mallet. Did I go and sexy-dance with titans? I wish one goldfish had the power to mutate other donkey's teeth and turn into mushy candy gremlins. "Why aren't my fridges open?" asks the irritated weaboo, who flung feces into garlic bread without socks on. What type of weaboo is this? It's so-ARRUGUGGHGHGGHHG, MY ARRRMMM!!! MY ARRMM!!!!!! THE AMAZING HELIX CHOPPED MY ARM OFF, SO I KICKED HIS BUTT. Suddenly, a wild flamingo ran across Justin, who suddenly shot toffee, oh and farted out sexy chicken. I can't twerk because my jiggly lumps are everywhere, Doctor. Why does my butt hurt like hell? Wtf is that thing over in the zoo?? It's not a disease, it's a giant bird that flings purple chunks. FRICK THAT'S POTATO SALAD! WHY IS THIS PUMPKIN RUNNING A MARATHON? Anyway, my face is numb, so no killing the family tonight. Did she just say that you're a dog that killed Jesus?!?! How did my fan slap my a**? Why does this always happen whenever my a**

Opps I accidentally killed Lord when I asked a sign salesman to fix my face. For the love of glob, please tell them that I'm actually here to call the dance instructor for a... fix. The upsexyness of my garbage is really strong and when I walk, I became so overwhelmed that I slapped myself with ****. Obama my word! How did this happen when I screwed up on my stupid exam. Spiders don't care about dying. When I
 
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