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The CTRL + V Game

Hi there fellow gamers. Oops, I forgot to take out the dog. I didn't know it was alive when it was playing dead, now that I think about it, I should check the dog just after I kill some evil demons who ate my chicken, my fabulous, delicious chicken. That was a horrible day of playing a boring game. Oh, we should've roasted some pink squishy puffballs over the fire before we add the noodles. I love squishy onions with crusty chocolate ice cream. The demon looked very sexy, so I smacked it on its butt with a giant mallet. Did I go and sexy-dance with titans? I wish one goldfish had the power to mutate other donkey's teeth and turn into mushy candy gremlins. "Why aren't my fridges open?" asks the irritated weaboo, who flung feces into garlic bread without socks on. What type of weaboo is this? It's so-ARRUGUGGHGHGGHHG, MY ARRRMMM!!! MY ARRMM!!!!!! THE AMAZING HELIX CHOPPED MY ARM OFF, SO I KICKED HIS BUTT. Suddenly, a wild flamingo ran across Justin, who suddenly shot toffee, oh and farted out sexy chicken. I can't twerk because my jiggly lumps are everywhere, Doctor. Why does my butt hurt like hell? Wtf is that thing over in the zoo?? It's not a disease, it's a giant bird that flings purple chunks. FRICK THAT'S POTATO SALAD! WHY IS THIS PUMPKIN RUNNING A MARATHON? Anyway, my face is numb, so no killing the family tonight. Did she just say that you're a dog that killed Jesus?!?! How did my fan slap my a**? Why does this always happen whenever my a**

Opps I accidentally killed Lord when I asked a sign salesman to fix my face. For the love of glob, please tell them that I'm actually here to call the dance instructor for a... fix. The upsexyness of my garbage is really strong and when I walk, I become so overwhelmed that I slap myself with ****. Obama my word! How did this happen when I screwed up on my stupid exam. Spiders don't care about dying. When I die, I shrivel up in happiness.

After that, I pooped butterflies while Marshal stared and whipped my pillow back down. Then a giant gorilla threw 26 kawaii butts at my neighbor's fish tank. Voldemort said "stahp, you dirty scoundrel! You should want my respect!" However, I shall fart balloons on Armin with Voldemort and kill ALL OF THE PUPPIES. "NOW HUG THEM," commands your cat. I slapped my butt with my left cheek. Grayson just farted. Don't you love how dirt is so FLUFFY!! SO YOU ARE DEAD??

The peridot suddenly vanished into a cupid-shaped bulldozer because I wanted to

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what the heck?! Sharks have a week on a channel JUST for them? Selfish brats.

Always respect the sharks. They are lord. "Brah, it's one word per post," I say to the cashier handing me my change. Shark meets everyone Eremin and Miley. Though they went through countless ships or oh-tee-pees which suck, loved, cried... Bob cool through love for dong.

EXTRACT DONG. LOVE BOB. KILL BOOTY. FEEL sexual ;^) WOWOWOWOW um, this is fascinating. Always a fun orange peel with some Shrek. Is there any one interested in roleplaying, because I think Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He always tore weeaboo's booty with a bulldozer and put his joy meat in a happy sock. Amazing.

Mikasa is really
 
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