We were watching a tv show and there was a transwoman and my mum said "its a dude!!!" And i said "no mum they're female" and then she said "it hasnt had its **** removed its a male"
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!