The Evolving Game!

[Username]

You are now a smurf.
You run into a crazy yellow spray can.
You are now Homer Simpson.

 

[Juicebox]

You are Homer Simpson

You become a jerk

You are now Peter Griffin

 

[Feraligator]

You are Peter Griffin
You run into a bottle of water
You are now an alcoholic.

 

[Hamusuta]

You are now an alcoholic,

you find more alcohol,

you are a big puddle of vomit :3

 

[Juicebox]

You are a big puddle of vomit.

The seeds from the vomit get sown into the earth

You are now a strawberry plant

 

[Hamusuta]

You are now a strawberry plant

You get harvested

You are now a FarmVille w*ore

 

[NightFlame750]

You are now a FarmVille w*ore

You get disintegrated

You are a pile of dust.

 

[Juicebox]

You are a pile of dust

You get vacuumed up

You are now nothing

 

[Hamusuta]

You are nothing

You encounter God

You are now THE UNIVERSE

 

[Lord Of The Pootis]

You are THE UNIVERSE

You encounter Super evil Barack Obama doomsday device melon shooter machine

You are destroyed

 

[Juicebox]

You are destroyed

A man finds the rubble

You are now rebuilt

 

[Lord Of The Pootis]

You are rebuilt,

You try to rent a car but end up in jail

You are now in jail

 

[Hamusuta]

You are now in jail,

you brake out because you turned fat and green

You are now the HULK.

 

[Juicebox]

You are the HULK

You get a million rocks stuck to you

You are now The Thing.

 

[Lord Of The Pootis]

You are the thing

I dont have a clue what thing...

Now you're nothing

 

[Hamusuta]

You're now nothing,

you float into the skiesssss

Your now a cloud :3

 

[Hamusuta]

You're now nothing,

you float into the skiesssss

Your now a cloud :3

 

[Sora]

You are a cloud

You picked up too much water

You are now a storm

 

[Juicebox]

You are a storm

Katy Perry sings "Firework"

You are now a rainbow

 

[Rover AC]

You are a rainbow

You captured the imagination of a nearby cat

You are now Nyan Cat.

Spoiler: Nyan