You are amazing, Hound, for taking all of this. I got embarrassed, pissed off and sad for you when I read these last couple of pages.... I am almost always on my phone (as right now) which is why I have only text in my sig, but you definitely can change it while on a phone!! And to yell and be mad at the cycler when you are to lazy to write a signature?
And otherwise, the unfair treatment and negative feedback you got today is horrible and wrong, and I hope you know that your work is greatly and deeply appreciated here and that you are an amazing person for still managing to reply as politely as you did. Kudos to you! Just had to say that.