The Last Post Wins

[Princess]

Go away Holden.

 

[Slickyrider]

'

 

[Chimera]

But Mystery loves Krabby Patties.

 

[Callie]

But the kitchen is no place for a live horse.

 

[Chimera]

*everyone spits out their food*

 

[Slickyrider]

a

 

[Marcus]

Must....win.....

 

[Slickyrider]

Haha, nope.

 

[Princess]

wooo

 

[Callie]

Uh oh, it looks like mystery had an after dinner salad.

 

[Chimera]

GET THAT HORSE!

everyone: Mystery, come here, weesnah, get back here.

 

[Slickyrider]

That's my whore!

(hilarious YTP)

 

[Chimera]

Hmm... I should watch that.

 

[Slickyrider]

Merry Christmas to the goyim.

 

[Callie]

*End credits*

 

[Chimera]

Announcer: Up next...Another Spongebob after this.

 

[Callie]

*Comercial starts*

Watching a show on tv in my snuggie
Happy that my hands are free in my snuggie
I'm just as warm as I can be in my snuggie, I love my snuggie


Went to the game, and we won in my snuggie.
Being as warm as a bug in my snuggie
Dancing around having fun in my snuggie, hey get your snuggie!

Announcer: It's the blanket with sleeves! Keeps you totally warm and your hands free and now all the new limited addition styles are available at retail locations everywhere!

Crowd: Hey! Get a snuggie!

 

[Slickyrider]

Me: Screw off! I have plenty of blankets at home.

 

[Chimera]

As an added bonus, you'll also receive a compact press and open booklight! Just press and the booklight instantly opens and turns on, for extra light where you need it.
It's a $15 value, FREE!
Call now, and we'll double this offer and give you and second snuggie and booklight FREE! Just pay processing and handling. That's 2 snuggies and 2 press and open booklights, all for only $19.95! Order now! (or else)

 

[Callie]

And check out our latest product, snuggies for dogs! Keep your cuddly wuddly poopsykins warm, call now and you get a second snuggie for dogs FREE!