xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
I'm bored so I am writing a poem for you guys. 
It's called "My Sweet Isabelle"
Oh, my sweet Isabelle,
Why must you make my life *censor*?
You always boss me and push me around,
I hope, trying to catch up, you trip on the ground.
How did you get elected secretary, anyway?
I bet you were desperate on the previous secretary's funeral day.
Why does your sole purpose seem to be
assisting everyone and impeding me?
How come when I request spots for projects,
you're always the one who rejects?
Why can't I, near my house, have a bridge?
Is it because the sight makes you cringe?
Why can't I, near town hall, have a lightpost?
Is it because darkness is what you value most?
Why can't I, near the café, have a topiary?
Is it because good logic is on the contrary?
Why can't I, near my pathway, have sign saying "yeild"?
Is it because it's too dingy for the underlaying field?
I planted all those beautiful flowers, you know.
Without me, you probably wouldn't know where to go.
You say that you are my secretary, not the sole heir.
But you might as well, youself, be the mayor!
Secretaries shouldn't worry about the outdoors' looks,
They need to worry about their pens and books.
And, according to law, a 20,000 bell fee for a ordinance overhaul?
Well, guess what, missy? I AM THE LAW!
You think you're so cute, trying to assist us through the day.
Well, you better get out, 'cause I'm leading the way!
And there will be a day I have always dreamed and admired,
the day I can look you in the eye and say, "you're fired!"
It's called "My Sweet Isabelle"
Oh, my sweet Isabelle,
Why must you make my life *censor*?
You always boss me and push me around,
I hope, trying to catch up, you trip on the ground.
How did you get elected secretary, anyway?
I bet you were desperate on the previous secretary's funeral day.
Why does your sole purpose seem to be
assisting everyone and impeding me?
How come when I request spots for projects,
you're always the one who rejects?
Why can't I, near my house, have a bridge?
Is it because the sight makes you cringe?
Why can't I, near town hall, have a lightpost?
Is it because darkness is what you value most?
Why can't I, near the café, have a topiary?
Is it because good logic is on the contrary?
Why can't I, near my pathway, have sign saying "yeild"?
Is it because it's too dingy for the underlaying field?
I planted all those beautiful flowers, you know.
Without me, you probably wouldn't know where to go.
You say that you are my secretary, not the sole heir.
But you might as well, youself, be the mayor!
Secretaries shouldn't worry about the outdoors' looks,
They need to worry about their pens and books.
And, according to law, a 20,000 bell fee for a ordinance overhaul?
Well, guess what, missy? I AM THE LAW!
You think you're so cute, trying to assist us through the day.
Well, you better get out, 'cause I'm leading the way!
And there will be a day I have always dreamed and admired,
the day I can look you in the eye and say, "you're fired!"
