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Timmy:"Hello!Are you interested in Ozzie?He's available on our cycling thread..."Nook Brothers Cycling".Catchy name ,eh?Anyhoo,you can have Ozzie but there are some fees involved:5 TBT just to look at our cycling thread,a 10 TBT lurking fee,20 TBT to take Ozzie off of auto-void,30 TBT to reserve him,25 TBT to send an email to notify you when he's in boxes and finally,100 TBT to actually purchase Ozzie.Now that we have discussed our fee schedule,there are specific rules of conduct for when you arrive at our cycling town:1.Don't talk to our other villagers 2.Don't pick anything up that's on the ground. 3.Follow me to the villagers home. 4.Only walk on the paths. 5.Do not run. 6.Eyes forward at all times. 7.Payment is to be made up front or you don't get the villager. 8.No shaking our trees. 9.No ridiculous emotes. 10.Don't drop your rotten fruit in our town. 11.Don't catch our bugs. 12.Don't catch our fish. 13.Don't pinch our Isabelle's butt. 14.Keep all tools in your pockets. 15.Don't dig up our fossils. 16.Don't get stung by our bees. 17.Don't give medicine to our sick villagers. 18.Don't shoot down our gift balloons. 19.Don't hit our Katie with your net(tempting though it is). 20.Absolutely,positively no throwing beans!!Got all that?"
Mayor Foop:"Actually,I just wanted to know where the men's room is."