Umm....I'm not touching that but Leif said he'd give it a go with his hedge trimmer.
Hey,thanks Pudgy.Umm,not to sound like an ingrate but you only used that potty for decorative purposes,right?I mean...you didn't actually "train" with it,right?Right??
His silence is deafening......
Mayor:Hiya,Timmy...er...Tommy,er....Young Nook.I see that you have a Merengue for sale.So how much?
Tommy(Timmy?):How much you got?
Mayor:Lessee...I have exactly 21,500.
Tommy:Sold!
Mayor:Say what!?!?People were paying 10 to 20 million bells for Merengue just a couple of years ago.What happened?
Tommy:Eh,ever since Nintendo came out with those infernal Amiibo cards,the bottom completely fell out of the popular villager market.Like they have something against the little people making a buck.Geez,I'm one of their Officially Licensed? characters and even I don't get a break!I just don't see anything wrong with selling popular villagers for prices that people are willing to pay.Some people are actually(gasp!)g-g-g-iving popular villagers away on the internet just because they have a card!Those cards are a nightmare for unscrupulous,money-grubbing types like myself(and the entire Nook clan).So whadda ya say?You want Merengue or not?
Mayor:Hmmmm...no thanks.Um,by the way....can I borrow your computer for a sec?
Merengue:I'm an adorable dessert rhino loved by millions,not just a commodity(sniff)!